Tell the Coli about the worse ass whooping you got as a kid.

[KinksandCoils]

Not no abusive type of beating where your parents needed jail time

But I know some of y'all were bad as hell as a kid. I'm sure y'all got some whoopings.

What did you do to get it?

 

[Ricky Church]

all I remember was pissing on myself.

 

[KinksandCoils]

all I remember was pissing on myself.

Well how old were you?

 

[Couth]

My sister hit me in the head with a hammer. Knocked me clean the fukk out. Waited till she fell asleep, went in her room with half the fridge and drenched her ass at like 3am. Ruined her weave too LMAO

 

[Ricky Church]

Well how old were you?

couldn't have been older than 7 or 8. me and my brother got the whooping.

 

[Aceofspades404]

Never got a whooping before. But I did have to get on my knees on a pile of rocks.
This had me thinking, my sister stole some money from my mom one time and when she got home, she made her get on her knees and kiss the sidewalk.

 

[KinksandCoils]

couldn't have been older than 7 or 8. me and my brother got the whooping.

Awwwww

 

[Raava]

I have about 3 here is one.

I think I wasn't supposed be outside and/or playing in the water or something. My mom pulled in the driveway earlier than expected.

Me

Her

My legs were wet from playing with the water hose. She went took off her belt and attacked my legs. The sting from the leather on wet skin the welts

 

[R.O. Double]

Told the story before in the voccarroo thread.

Long story, short. Me and some friends grabbed a bum's basket full of cans and recyled them to buy candy and what not.

Word got back to mom's and when I got home, she came to whoop me but couldn't find a belt or any other type of weapon. Until she went in the bathroom and snatched up a pair of wet jeans that was drying on the shower rod.

First and last time I think anybody in the history of nikkadom has been beaten with a wet pair of jeans.

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

brought home a progress report with 4d's and a f

mama got me an early dismissal had me feeling like

then she threw the grades in my lap

by the time i got home i knew what it was. i wanted to run away so bad-- finally said fukk it and took my L like a G-- braided extension cord action

i had to lay down stomach side down, and the more you move the worse it was

had to take my uniform pants off-- i was 15 years old. no more whippings after that.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

iono if i should share this is rather embarrassing. fucc it here it go. i was in the 3rd grade and my teacher was also my sunday school teacher. i was living in the country with my granny and sisters and some foster girls. well my granny had fed us some of them pinto beans with the ground meat and cornbread, where they be kinda sweet. well it gave me real bad gas at school and i was firing em off in class, so much i was disrupting class. well the next morning before school my teachers stops by the house to tell my granny. my granny is livid, she dont play with disrupting class shyt, so she whooped my ass with an extension cord. im pleading with her thats its all her fault for feeding me the beans but she wasnt trynna hear it. i had whips and bruises, and in my head i was like ok u wanna whoop me for farting and leave a mark imma tell it. and tell it i did, but lil did i know the school called my granny. im thinking im finna get my granny in trouble all happy and shyt, walked thru the back door put my book bag down and iono where tf my granny was but she popped up out of nowhere. thankfully she had a thick wide leather belt that be having carvings in em instead of the extension cord. i got my ass whooped again but it wasnt as bad as the initial whooping and she stopped feeding us beans during the week too.

 

[Dirty D]

I got 2 for this

#1 - My 16-year-old cousin beat my ass with a field hockey stick cuz I bust her pimple when I was like 9.
#2 - Mom threw me out a window when I was 5 or 6. Ground floor, but still.

 

[Ricky Church]

iono if i should share this is rather embarrassing. fucc it here it go. i was in the 3rd grade and my teacher was also my sunday school teacher. i was living in the country with my granny and sisters and some foster girls. well my granny had fed us some of them pinto beans with the ground meat and cornbread, where they be kinda sweet. well it gave me real bad gas at school and i was firing em off in class, so much i was disrupting class. well the next morning before school my teachers stops by the house to tell my granny. my granny is livid, she dont play with disrupting class shyt, so she whooped my ass with an extension cord. im pleading with her thats its all her fault for feeding me the beans but she wasnt trynna hear it. i had whips and bruises, and in my head i was like ok u wanna whoop me for farting and leave a mark imma tell it. and tell it i did, but lil did i know the school called my granny. im thinking im finna get my granny in trouble all happy and shyt, walked thru the back door put my book bag down and iono where tf my granny was but she popped up out of nowhere. thankfully she had a thick wide leather belt that be having carvings in em instead of the extension cord. i got my ass whooped again but it wasnt as bad as the initial whooping and she stopped feeding us beans during the week too.

got-damn, I don't mean to laugh but shyt...

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

I grew up in a civil war

....we were worried about shelling and random fire.....levels to this


Get caught in real life brehs

 

[sanityovar8ted]

got-damn, I don't mean to laugh but shyt...

its ok, hell i laugh about it now. my lil sis hi yella and she bruise realllllllll easy iono what we did, but we was staying with my moma again. i took my ass whooping and went in the kitchen and did dishes, my lil sis tho, she tried to run from my moma and ran smack into wall edge of the hallway so its basically like a corner. so now she gotta big ass knot and my moma grabbed her face to look at the knot and she left a hand print on side of her face along with the knot. suffice it to say she didnt go to school for a couple of days and she aint eem get no whooping, i guess cuz it was like she whooped herself.