Tell us about the funniest street fight you ever seen

[Buddy]

Just saw the only white dude I see in my neighborhood at the mailbox and had a flashback muhfukka be acting like he's Black.


Anyway, one time I went to the gas station and it's a crowd of folks circled around yelling So I walk up to get a look and it's his bony ass fighting this fat ass brehito. Brehito got tired and just gave up, trying to walk away and crehminem just kept coming up from behind and stealing off on him Knocking him into cars and shyt. But brehitos body and spirit have tapped out. He just keeps waving him off so eventually I decide to go inside.

When I get to the register this muhfukka walks in PANTING and just stands by the door. Crehminem opens the door talking shyt but the staff is all "Don't bring that bullshyt in here "


The part that killed me is just grabbed this mini sunny d bottle by the entrance and started swiggin... *gasps for air, stares outside, swigs again* -- I'm like bruh are you gonna PAY for that?! The staff didn't even bother him about it tho. I guess they figured he needed it.

 

[newarkhiphop]

19 years old omw from jersey to NYC @ the lincoln tunnel traffic jam as usual our car (full of dudes) pull up to car with 5 chick's and 1 guy. My breh starts talking to the girls one of them says some slick shyt, he's drunk he hops out starts arguing with her, she's calls him a f-kkit, he's punches her through the car window we go gta and get out of there


Second one, Portuguese day parade festival "down neck" Newark, 1am or so long ass line to use a dirty ass porta potty, drunk steroid captain America Guido says next person to bump into him is get knock out, I watch some poor drunk Mexican b*stard about 30 seconds later bump into dude and he levels him, one punch everyone walked right over the brehito

 

[re'up]

high school, the kind of idiotic fight that reminds you of a movie, 30 cars parked in some abandoned area, to watch a fight

My homie and another guy, both very popular, the football star and my homie are sleeping with same girl and it all comes to a head, they decide to meet after school and fight

My homie turns to me right after and says he needs me to give him some lines, so he can really fukk him up, I was lazily eating hot cheetos, and just laughed at him, but hours later, as we are on the way to the fight, 4 deep, he throws some $20's at me, and cuts out like 4 massive lines of coke, and does them all, I knew the shyt wouldn't help him, we pull up and my homie just rips off his shirt like a deranged warrior animal and gets out of the car, like foaming at the mouth, all coked out----

everyone staring at him, he runs up to the other guy, shirt off, he looks fukking crazy. And the guy he's supposed to fight yells "I"M NOT FIGHTING HE"S ON DRUGS!!!"

My homie just crashes into him, and dude just tosses him aside, and he falls to the ground, cuts his head open, and the fight is over. He's bleeding from his temple pretty badly, and one my other boys just turned to me, like "Lets get out of here", and we were out. My boy and another of my friends had to take him to the hospital.

 

[Buddy]

high school, the kind of idiotic fight that reminds you of a movie, 30 cars parked in some abandoned area, to watch a fight

My homie and another guy, both very popular, the football star and my homie are sleeping with same girl and it all comes to a head, they decide to meet after school and fight

My homie turns to me right after and says he needs me to give him some lines, so he can really fukk him up, I was lazily eating hot cheetos, and just laughed at him, but hours later, as we are on the way to the fight, 4 deep, he throws some $20's at me, and cuts out like 4 massive lines of coke, and does them all, I knew the shyt wouldn't help him, we pull up and my homie just rips off his shirt like a deranged warrior animal and gets out of the car, like foaming at the mouth, all coked out----

everyone staring at him, he runs up to the other guy, shirt off, he looks fukking crazy. And the guy he's supposed to fight yells "I"M NOT FIGHTING HE"S ON DRUGS!!!"

My homie just crashes into him, and dude just tosses him aside, and he falls to the ground, cuts his head open, and the fight is over. He's bleeding from his temple pretty badly, and one my other boys just turned to me, like "Lets get out of here", and we were out. My boy and another of my friends had to take him to the hospital.

the power of cocaine

 

[FrontoBama]

There used to be this thing called “papi Fridays” or “alien knockout” where Black teenagers would rob Hispanic men usually coming from Hispanic bars. In almost all scenarios, a group of 4-15 boys would follow 1-2 men, getting closer and closer before jumping them. very often they would run into yards and knock on doors shouting in Spanish.

This particular time a papi runs into somebody yard and gets trapped and wolfpacked. There are people on the roof you cannot see in the dark. We kicking this Spanish man all in his face and all of a sudden MAAAAAD of these Luchador nikkas come off the top rope hittin flying punches and kicks on nikkas off the roof. Like it was so many of them Geronimo jumping mufukkas god, I looked up at a point like .

Idk if nikkas was landing and runnin back upstairs swiftly to rejump but it deadass felt like some Space Invader shyt, atleast 6 nikkas jumped.

That shyt made it worse but still pretty funny.

 

[HipHopStan]

I remember back in high school girl fights would be more savage (and entertaining) to watch than the guy fights. With guy fights, I’d be over in 6 or 7 punches or less. Girl fights would go all over the hall to the floor and back up to the other side of the hall in 10 seconds or less. It’s amazing how fast someone moves when they’re in fight or flight mode. Usually blood and hair would be shed too.

 

[Jasonmask]

There was like a royal rumble in high school it was like terrorist vs thirsty nikkas like damn there the whole school was fighting from the bungalows to the parking lot to the hallways. Hella middle eastern and black dudes and girls fighting them over like one of them trying to get at them in a disrespectful way.

 

[TL15]

Saw a naked bum chasing a midget one time and was like

 

[Braman]

So me and my homies took a college bus to black bike week

From my school it’s just us and a crew of wild ass freshmen. They’re not WITH us, but we know of them. Main dude we’ll call him C. C is a loud mouth capin ass lil ngga …. The other 90% of the bus was from the HBCU up the street.

Ffwd, these freshmen are wildin. Tappin girls, throwin shyt, making a lot of noise. Mind you this is an overnight bus people are all sleep.

Long story short we wake up to a bang. Dude from the front came back and stole the shyt outta C

We all wake up and it’s mayhem, so we start swinging off GP. By now all the nggas from their school have tried to get to the back and throw. We outnumbered like 30 to 5 but tie so tight they couldn’t get off on us. And the bus driver pulls the bus over.

At this point we’re like is this bus driver tryin to get us jumped But then C gets on the phone performin all loud ‘Jamel! call Malik, call Lontrell, tell them nggas meet us at (HBCU) in hour. And clip up!

Them nggas was shook! Us: . We know he always cappin

Ffwd we get to their school and instead of droppin them off and pullin tf off the bus driver takes a break Now we just know the whole school bout to beat our ass but come to find out C wasn’t lyin….Lontrell, Jamel, and Malik was legit waiting there sittin on their trunk like what’s up yall good We made it home

 

[Child_Of_God]

Not really a street fight but I seen a Mexican dwarf who was high off some shyt repeatedly hit a lamp pole with his bare fist.

 

[Vandelay]

Seen 2 separate fights in high school involving 2 separate gay dudes and they started doing the wind mill punching and actually managed to win the fight. One dude managed to windmill someone up, grab their shirt, stood up on the lunch table and started slamming the other dudes head into the table. The other dude just connected several times with the windmill whereas the other dude couldn't even get a punch off.

Both were funnier than I'm describing because they were gay as hell in their mannerisms and shyt talking.

 

[DonB90]

There used to be this thing called “papi Fridays” or “alien knockout” where Black teenagers would rob Hispanic men usually coming from Hispanic bars. In almost all scenarios, a group of 4-15 boys would follow 1-2 men, getting closer and closer before jumping them. very often they would run into yards and knock on doors shouting in Spanish.

This particular time a papi runs into somebody yard and gets trapped and wolfpacked. There are people on the roof you cannot see in the dark. We kicking this Spanish man all in his face and all of a sudden MAAAAAD of these Luchador nikkas come off the top rope hittin flying punches and kicks on nikkas off the roof. Like it was so many of them Geronimo jumping mufukkas god, I looked up at a point like .

Idk if nikkas was landing and runnin back upstairs swiftly to rejump but it deadass felt like some Space Invader shyt, atleast 6 nikkas jumped.

That shyt made it worse but still pretty funny.

They should of shot one of you pathetic b*stards to be honest

 

[Cat piss martini]

Saw a nikka get dropped by his
chick that had him by 120 pounds
and when they picked him up he said.

Grandmama get the ground beef out the freezer.