Me-"What you been up to."
Aspiring rapper-"Tryna get this rap shyt to take off."
Me-"Oh you rappin now?spit something
"
Aspiring rapper-*pretends to be shy at first*
*proceeds to spit bars passionately like each one might be his last
*
Me-:Waits for slight pause to pretend it wasn't completely wack*Oh okay,okay,I see you,you got some bars
*daps him up*...Well I gotta.....
Aspiring rapper-Oh you liked that?you aint een heard my real shyt*Proceeds to open up and spit they personal pain raps for you,since you seemed to love the superficial shyt so much,even seems overcome by emotion at some points
*
Me-(After what seems like 100 bars even though its only probably been 8 bars of they deepest darkest pain)
Aspiring rapper-
*goes back to spitting superficial raps noticing you don't look entertained*
Me-
With that said,to all my aspiring rappers out there,we will still never stop asking you to spit something,so always be prepared
Never know when you might hear the first Jay-Z before he was Jay-Z.
Aspiring rapper-"Tryna get this rap shyt to take off."
Me-"Oh you rappin now?spit something
"Aspiring rapper-*pretends to be shy at first*
*proceeds to spit bars passionately like each one might be his last*Me-:Waits for slight pause to pretend it wasn't completely wack*Oh okay,okay,I see you,you got some bars
*daps him up*...Well I gotta.....Aspiring rapper-Oh you liked that?you aint een heard my real shyt
*Proceeds to open up and spit they personal pain raps for you,since you seemed to love the superficial shyt so much,even seems overcome by emotion at some points*Me-(After what seems like 100 bars even though its only probably been 8 bars of they deepest darkest pain)
Aspiring rapper-
*goes back to spitting superficial raps noticing you don't look entertained*Me-
With that said,to all my aspiring rappers out there,we will still never stop asking you to spit something,so always be prepared
Never know when you might hear the first Jay-Z before he was Jay-Z.
