TEXAS: 14-YEAR OLD VIRGIN FALLS PREGNANT AFTER FLU SHOT

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[jackswstd]

From the creators of 16 & Pregnant and Teen Mom OG, 2 and 3 comes 16 & Impregnated By The Flu Shot

Coming this Spring, Only on MTV.

 

[detroitwalt]

Believe news stories from sites that can't even get a cities name correct, Forth Worth

Im reading theses posts like

Brehs don't kmow what World News Daily is?

 

[Shiva]

Im reading theses posts like

Brehs don't kmow what World News Daily is?

I didn't realize it until after I posted the thread.

I have moments like that sometimes. This is why I'm cutting down on weed

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

LMAO at this stupid shyt. I wonder how the father feels.

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

The young girl and her family have decided to keep the baby regardless of the atypical situation. “We are devout Christians. If God made this birth possible, then who are we to judge the how or the why?” she ponders. “If Joseph and Mary had not given birth to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, where would humanity be today?” she asks, a tear in her eyes. “We will soon have a new family member within our community, and it is a gift and a blessing”.

I choked on the bolded. Crackers really in a fuxking bubble.

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Im reading theses posts like

Brehs don't kmow what World News Daily is?

No please explain

 

[KravenMorehead™]

Kid gonna be half-human half-cure

 

[Cat piss martini]

she had dikk with that flu shot.

 

[Supercoolmayo]

I remember there being a coli thread where he said his girl fell pregnant

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

This little thot got shot up with something but it wasn't vaccine.

 

[RoyalQ]

Bull shyt fast ass little girl. She was fukking but her religious parents don't believe in abortion so now she's screwed . Besides don't they give that shot in the arm? So it traveled through her muscles down to her vagina?

 

[detroitwalt]

No please explain

Lol...this is the kind of stuff they report

San Francisco | Andrea Benenacci, the mother of a 16-year-old teenager who recently received a flu shot at San Francisco General Hospital, is suing the hospital after she noticed extreme changes in her son’s sexual preferences.

The single mother of two blames the hospital for giving her son a vaccine shot which allegedly has made him queer.

“My son was perfectly normal before the shot” she told reporters. “The doctor told me there could be some secondary effects to the shot, either fever or make him short-tempered for a few days, but they never told me he’d turn gay!” she explained, visibly furious over the whole affair.

I guess the girl lucky they didn't give her this shot

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

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