That fat chick from lyft was on the breakfast club and asked for a bigger chair, envy got her a sectional

[Devilinurear]

only thing she got is gout and diabetes

And the rap game on lock

 

[GoFlipAPack]

She said she could fit in a fit

Aint nothing worse than a fat liar.

 

[Luke Cage]

All the best rappers are fat
Biggie smalls
Big pun
Fat joe
Heavy d
The Fat boys
Dave blunts

She got next

she need a name to match her contempories.

Piggy Smalls
Fat Hoe
Heady DD's
Big Serious (cause women aint funny enough for puns)