That uncomfortable feeling you get when you see your cuzzin strippin

[Silver Surfer]

Back in 99 I was at the strip club with my dad...and he says "eh is that your cuzzin on yo mamma side on the stage" I squint my eyes "yeah thats her"

My dad goes

My cousin comes over after her set like "Hey uncle Doc"

 

[SubLyminalz]

 

[Swiggy]

Lowkey, worse than, but just as creepy as when your fine ass cousin drops them five star pretty feet on your lap like "Can you rub these"

 

[Silver Surfer]

Bruh...if you know Jacksonville, Fl then you know this is a possibility

 

[Rack4K]

Almost as bad as finding ya cuzo on Backpage selling p*ssy

 

[SubLyminalz]

Bruh...if you know Jacksonville, Fl then you know this is a possibility

im fukking with you breh I have a stripper/p*ssy selling cousin too

I almost had to fight one of my boys because she was throwing him some p*ssy in my face I told that nikka if you smash I don't wanna find out about it.

 

[newworldafro]

Finish the story....


What happens after she sees yall, what happens when yall tell the rest of the family??

This ain't no TV episode...I ain't eagerly anticipating next week's dramatic unfolding.....



You an Elite Poster of the May 2012 Tribe ... you know better to leave these stories hanging... ...

 

[trillclinton]

almost as bad as when your 9/10 cousin bends over and you can see that pink victoria secret thong and she waving those cheeks from left to right, then she catches you looking at her and she gives you the , talmbout, "incest is best" and walks away

 

[Silver Surfer]

Finish the story....


What happens after she sees yall, what happens when yall tell the rest of the family??

This ain't no TV episode...I ain't eagerly anticipating next week dramatic unfolding.....



You an Elite Poster of the May 2012 Tribe ... you know better to leave these stories hanging... ...

:

Thats when we found out she was dykkin
It was even more uncomfortable when my dad leaned over like "man your cousin is fine!"

Mind you we grew up together so I was like "man i aint trying to hear that shyt"

She goes "Q work here too"....that my other cousin...and she looks like a straight wilderbeast

I dont know who gassed her to come in there...but she got clowned by some goons when she tried to give a dude a lap dabce and he didnt ask for it.

I just there and shook my head

The whole time my dad was like

 

[Daniel.]

almost as bad as when your 9/10 cousin bends over and you can see that pink victoria secret thong and she waving those cheeks from left to right, then she catches you looking at her and she gives you the , talmbout, "incest is best" and walks away

9 out of 10 or 9 or 10 bruh :

 

[Taadow]

Cousins gotta eat, too...

 

[newworldafro]

Thats when we found out she was dykkin
It was even more uncomfortable when my dad leaned over like "man your cousin is fine!"

Mind you we grew up together so I was like "man i aint trying to hear that shyt"

She goes "Q work here too"....that my other cousin...and she looks like a straight wilderbeast

I dont know who gassed her to come in there...but she got clowned by some goons when she tried to give a dude a lap dabce and he didnt ask for it.

I just there and shook my head

The whole time my dad was like

...

 

[trillclinton]

9 out of 10 or 9 or 10 bruh :

9 outta 10

 

[nalej]

Nobody gonna say shyt about OP going to stripclub with his own dad right? Like that's not awkward itself right?

 

[trillclinton]

Nobody gonna say shyt about OP going to stripclub with his own dad right? Like that's not awkward itself right?

u mad he's cool with his father?

wheres your father at my nikka?