ChrisDorner
Banned
When mcdonalds make you pull over to the side cause they gonna take a while to make your order
When you do something embarassing in front of the bytch you been tryna fukk
When you spend 20 minutes finding the perfect gif and you get no daps
When an album leaks and you end up downloading some troll shyt
When you alone with a fine bytch and your stomach decides thats a perfect time for extreme gas
When you go to the gym at a time you're usually alone, and some random nikkas in there, using the equipment you was gonna use
When you get a bytch number and she stop texting back
When you at work lookin at JBO and the computer decides to be slow when a co worker come around the corner and you tryna close the page
When you already frustrated/stressed out about something and you keep hitting your toe/head on random shyt
When a bytch wanna cuddle after that post nut clarity kicks in
When you at target/walmart/etc. and theres 20+ people in line and one mothafukkin register open
When you in the express lane and the bytch in front of you got 30 items
When you thought you hit snooze but you turn off the alarm completely and you wake up an hour later
When you're extremely tired/exhausted at 2pm but at 11pm you cant sleep
When you smoke the last bit of your kush and it wasnt enough to get high as fukk so you sit there half-high lookin stupid
When a bytch give u mediocre head and u gotta think up porn scenarios so u can bust a nut
When you do something embarassing in front of the bytch you been tryna fukk
When you spend 20 minutes finding the perfect gif and you get no daps
When an album leaks and you end up downloading some troll shyt
When you alone with a fine bytch and your stomach decides thats a perfect time for extreme gas
When you go to the gym at a time you're usually alone, and some random nikkas in there, using the equipment you was gonna use
When you get a bytch number and she stop texting back
When you at work lookin at JBO and the computer decides to be slow when a co worker come around the corner and you tryna close the page
When you already frustrated/stressed out about something and you keep hitting your toe/head on random shyt
When a bytch wanna cuddle after that post nut clarity kicks in
When you at target/walmart/etc. and theres 20+ people in line and one mothafukkin register open
When you in the express lane and the bytch in front of you got 30 items
When you thought you hit snooze but you turn off the alarm completely and you wake up an hour later
When you're extremely tired/exhausted at 2pm but at 11pm you cant sleep
When you smoke the last bit of your kush and it wasnt enough to get high as fukk so you sit there half-high lookin stupid
When a bytch give u mediocre head and u gotta think up porn scenarios so u can bust a nut
this shoulda been first post