Sithlord Piff
Superstar
Some seem like a no-brainer (#1,#2, and #8 especially)...I cant see #3 ever making a comeback...


That will put you in the friendzone/simp box real quick.3 and 7 are a no no
Oh, really...?

Unless they mean "dressing really nicely" as "dress a suit", in which case that's illogical. That ain't no job interview 
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And every second I fail to seductively hold the girl (a little firm grab of the waist, or even pulling her closer for that perfume intoxication) I can literally feel the girl's mind shuffling thoughts like: "
you're a good dancer, but this feels too much like I'm dancing with pops/uncle. Not sexy at all."
but only if the girl is obviously dying to go out w/ a nikka. Women know that such a line is reserved for inexperienced don't-know-how-to-be-creatively-and-engagingly-seductive-ass dudes. And anything short of admiration for said dude (bank account/looks/charm/lifestyle) will lead to a "Hmmm...how 'bout no.
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The art of writting was in its initial stages, and the only avenue to get a girl's heart racing without being too suspicious was through letters/poems. Nowadays we memes and coli smilies, and a picture is worth a thousand words...so except writing to fall to the back-burner.
Basically these girls want you to know what you're doing instead. They call it "having chemistry" 