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Laugh it up. Zaslav is gonna have y’all doing Inside the Pickleball Association and hosting "Charmed" rerun marathons since he fumbled the NBA :umad:




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has been looking like Duke Zion this preseason. According to my sources (Twitter lol), he’s adding mid-range and three point shooting to his game. I’m glad he's finally maturing and recognizing what he needs to do to play at a high level. It took a lot of fat shaming, franchise shaming, and thot shaming, but we’re here.



- BI is trying to get paid
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........... but the Pels don’t want to pay him
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. I anticipate “DNP – Business Decision” happening a few times this season.


- Trey Murphy just signed a big contract. He’s going to miss the first few games because God forbid the Pelicans start a season healthy. :beli:


- CJ should come off the bench but he’s not going to. :comeon:


- Herb Jones is still one of the best defensive players in the league.
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Roster Moves


Dejounte Murray was mid with the Hawks but having an actual point guard running the offense for once sounds like a good idea to me. :manny:


Naji Marshall, Dyson Daniels, Larry Nance, and my dog Jonas Valanciunas are gone. Willie Green has said that Herb is going to play a lot at center…which tells me that Willie has picked up a Galaxy Gas addiction:francis:. But I guess that’s what you have to do when your center options are:


Daniel Theiss – German NPC.

Karlo Matković – Temu Jokic.

Yves Missi – Super green rookie who has shown some promise during the preseason.



Not for long!
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Pelican fans and interested bystanders

@Easy-E
@horizon
@taker597
@ALonelyDad
@Electric Relaxation
@NoHalfWay
@DetroitEWarren
@SubZeroDegrees
@blockboy504
@Inertia Creeps
@NOSaintsFan02
As always: #WontBowDown and #fukkEricGordon
 
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has been looking like Duke Zion this preseason. According to my sources (Twitter lol), he’s adding mid-range and three point shooting to his game. I’m glad he's finally maturing and recognizing what he needs to do to play at a high level. It took a lot of fat shaming, franchise shaming, and thot shaming, but we’re here.
False alarm guys he might still be on some bullshyt :mjlol:

At the game BTW :blessed:
 

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