The annual #TheMoreyTeam get together.

[Malta]

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It's that time of year again fellas, Late April - Early May when we come together and bask in the light that is #TheMoreyTeam. He brought us so many laughs this year, firing McHale, trading for Josh Smith, signing Beasley and now.....down 30 to a Curry-less Warriors team, he's just too generous.



@DonKnock welcome to the cookout breh, you the guest of honor breh and I told you we'd be having this get together in 4-5 games

We In here, we aint going anywhere, and we'll back this same time next year. #TheMoreyTeam #CheckDemAnalytics

 

[Tide Run This]

Great thread

 

[tremonthustler1]

A top 5 list
yet there you are
and I then I wonder whyyyy
your teams don't go too far

 

[Julius Leisure]

These dudes look like they hate each other

 

[threattonature]

*Applies for membership*

 

[Malta]

These dudes look like they hate each other

The stat model says they're +12 "fukk yous" to one another per possession on the season.

 

[nomoreneveragain]

I'm glad his team got sonned by an Anti-Morey player in Livingston.

 

[tremonthustler1]

The stat model says they're +12 "fukk yous" to one another per possession on the season.

First Round Exit Formula aka Morey's Law

 

[CSquare43]

:pacha:

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

McHale is laughing at this fat fukk.

Signing bums like Smith and Beasley fits his formula.

All the mathematics and stats can't developed chemistry on the team.


But Morey is a genius. - Rockets fan

 

[Malta]

*Applies for membership*

You an OG, your application was processed immediately

Welcome home breh

 

[mastermind]

Its been a decade of laughs.

Creh resigned Josh Smith

 

[Houston911]

Morey is average

David stern saved him

 

[threattonature]

McHale is laughing at this fat fukk.

Signing bums like Smith and Beasley fits his formula.

All the mathematics and stats can't developed chemistry on the team.


But Morey is a genius. - Rockets fan

He became a name chaser just like every other GM. He trotted out that analytics shyt to throw people off the scent that he couldn't sign the big names. The second he had a chance to bring in names he threw all that out the window with the quickness. Players like Dwight, Josh Smith, and Beasley are the exact opposite of what Morey's "genius" is supposed to be about. He completely ignored how pieces fit together or how personalities would work. Completely ignored building a winning culture thinking that big names would be enough.

 

[LezJepzin]

Morey and Alexander make the fan experience too comfortable at The Toyota Center . I know because I went to a game this year.

Them big booty cheerleaders

Woodford Lounge

Arena sound system

Talking more shyt about the opposing fans in the stands than paying attention to the game


Seriously, this team was going through the motions all year (Barkley read my mind before I typed that )