jaydolf spitler
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First and foremost I'd like to start by saying: Ravens
What a horrible front office decision for buying into the hype that was Joe Flacco who only prospered in the last playoffs due to his ability to chuck a ball up to the human quarterback contract extension that is Anquan Boldin. The corporate offices over at Elmer's glue factory are probably sitting in on conference calls discussing a rebranding of the company to rename it Boldin's glue cuz clearly his hands have superior adhesive quality.
Then you trade him to the team that you just played to win the super bowl presumably as a a favor from one brother to another on some "Damn Jim I hate it had to be you. Here, I got something that should turn the tides in your favor, it worked for us" *passes anquan boldin over to the 49ers*
Fast forward to 2014 and Kaep is struggling like Michael J Fox stuck in quicksand throughout the first half of the divisional playoff game against the panthers.
All of a sudden he starts chucking up the ball to Boldin and the yards start piling up.
This is the NFL version of the Drake stimulus package.
Quarterbacks just praying they can get Boldin while he still has years left to come in like
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i'm picturing it.