The Anti-Dap Movement: No Daps, More Positive replies.

[Rosecrans]

Where dem daps at

 

[DPresidential]

I feel as a man who was content to daps to everyone who made a good quirky post. I can no longer conform myself in the belligerence of dapping.

I look at daps now as a lazy way to compliment a good post, you know how whites want to us to be lazy. Perfect example, the dap thread is the Coli version of Michael Sam. It 's forced and whorish like attention seeking. I know because I used to that whore.

But I am now sanctified thanks to Yeezy and Chuck D. fukk a dap, I giving out nothing but good positive reinforcement for every good post. Please, join me in this abstinence of dapping, you will become a better poster and man.

I love the coli for throwbacks like these.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Getting daps means nothing. I've already shown why. Posters universally accepted as the worst have thousands. Daps are literally dapped around for free in free dap threads. One of these dapitalists has even tried to turn this very thread into one of those single-click cesspools. I'm just confused as to why someone with no dap to hold onto is trying to hold onto them.

The answer though is that he wishes to win some favor amongst the shriveling dapitalist contingent and accrue some pity daps. Look how often he's posted in this thread, each one just a dry cry for daps, each post decidedly unfunny and unworthy of bandwith. Just occupying space in hopes to win some absent-minded clicks.

This is what dapitalism has done to the forums.

Thread after thread. "I'm here for the daps " repeated in as many ways possible, bottom-feeding posters who exist firmly below the posting-poverty line clinging to the ankles of forum giants, hovering in classic threads just tryna get a click.

The forum has moved from the roaring, free-market dapitalism of '12 into now, we've descended into a sad state of Trickle-Down Dapinomics.

These dap vultures don't want to make great posts that earn acclaim, they just want to be the first or eighth to quote a new fire @Ugo Ogugwa track and catch trickle-down daps. These brehs don't want to win awards, they want trophies for participation.

These trickle-down dapinomics are symptomatic of and synonymous with the simpification of America.

Undap the dap.

Let the truly great prosper

This is the realest shyt I ever wrote

 

[DPresidential]

This is the realest shyt I ever wrote

The lightheartedness and the creative humor in this thread during 2014 really was the turning point in me loving the Coli and seeing the potential it had.

Outside of the bullshyt, the Coli has alot of talented, creative and funny posters.

You being one of them.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

you know how whites want to us to be lazy.

 

[dontreadthis]

this shyt has me dying

the respect comes with a beautiful post saying why said post hit your soul

a dap is like a quarter pounder with cheese while a quality post is like a steak from Fogo de Chão.

true fact: fogo de cao means "fire of the dog"

nice editing tho

thanks for pointing that out, for translating, and noticing my edit

i love doing all three of those things

thanks for the opportunity

thats a really good post

 

[dennis roadman]

may your name be praised in complete sentences

i made myself laugh

 

[kenreid0726eabos]

I feel as a man who was content to daps to everyone who made a good quirky post. I can no longer conform myself in the belligerence of dapping.

I look at daps now as a lazy way to compliment a good post, you know how whites want to us to be lazy. Perfect example, the dap thread is the Coli version of Michael Sam. It 's forced and whorish like attention seeking. I know because I used to that whore.

But I am now sanctified thanks to Yeezy and Chuck D. fukk a dap, I giving out nothing but good positive reinforcement for every good post. Please, join me in this abstinence of dapping, you will become a better poster and man.

#stone I saw stone in public even though I fear Lust in public

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

I love the coli for throwbacks like these.

Definitely the Curb Your Enthusiasm type of thread.