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Danish Artist Takes Museum’s Money and Runs, Calls It Artwork. “The work of art is that I took their money,” :lolbron:

Danish Artist Takes Museum’s Money and Runs, Calls It Artwork
A Danish artist has pocketed 534,000 kroner ($84,000) in cash that he received from a museum to incorporate into an artwork and changed the name of the installation to “Take the Money And Run.”

Jens Haaning had agreed with Kunsten museum, in northern Denmark, that he would borrow the money to replicate earlier work which displayed the annual incomes of an Austrian and a Dane. But when the museum in Aalborg opened the box that Haaning had shipped, the cash was missing from the two glass frames and the artwork’s title had been changed.

“The work of art is that I took their money,” Haaning told broadcaster DR.
 

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Oh he’s a conceptual artist...AKA finesser.

First off, the art world in itself is, well, full of shyt. Not all of it of course, but that whole lil culture is just nikkas acting fancy trying to be eloquent and shyt and criminals that’s trying to clean money. And before someone try to say I don’t know what I’m talking about, my counter is, nikka I done been to hella museums and will hit an art museum like it ain’t nothing. I like that shyt:unimpressed:

But anyway, if nikkas ain’t really painting shyt and doing this conceptual shyt, they be the biggest finessers in the art world. A conceptual artist will put 365 apples on a big ass canvas and put a stethoscope at the bottom. Then name that bytch, An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away:mjtf: And mothafukkas will be like oh my goodness did you see the concept that Claudio did, it was amazing. Man Claudio finessing y’all folks. That mothafukka can’t even paint

So yeah, these dudes deserved to get finessed giving some money to a conceptual artist. They dumb as hell
 
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