The authentic women's penis size preference chart

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Lol how does it feel?

It's like...

...the best meal you ever had.
...and the hardest you've ever laughed.
...and Christmas as a child.
...and getting a promotion at work.
...and seeing an ex who broke your heart being 400 lbs heavier.

It's like all of those things, wrapped around your dikk.

But you know, it's more than just the physical feeling. It's watching a chick move her hips in rhythym to yours. It's hearing her lose control of her breathing and reactions. It's pulling her hair and her loving it. It's stroking her slow and deep and making her look up at you with those "I am yours!" eyes...

p*ssy kicks fukking ass. :blessed:
 

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It's like...

...the best meal you ever had.
...and the hardest you've ever laughed.
...and Christmas as a child.
...and getting a promotion at work.
...and seeing an ex who broke your heart being 400 lbs heavier.

It's like all of those things, wrapped around your dikk.

But you know, it's more than just the physical feeling. It's watching a chick move her hips in rhythym to yours. It's hearing her lose control of her breathing and reactions. It's pulling her hair and her loving it. It's stroking her slow and deep and making her look up at you with those "I am yours!" eyes...

p*ssy kicks fukking ass. :blessed:

Lmao...well besides experiencing the pleasure of owning one I'll never understand how good it feels to have one wrapped around me...oh well...
 

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lol let's say hypothetically that women did play a part in this chart. Women are so terrible at making any type of quantitative inference/estimate that it wouldn't be worth worrying about in that case either.
 
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