The best box you ever had compared to the one you're currently smashing..

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..and would you give up the current one for it :lupe:


There was this Guyanese chick named Zyola I met at a bar a few years back that had some high fructose corn p*ssy :ohlawd:had a nikka mumbling all types of stupid shyt. She was probably the first chick I smashed that actually lived up to the hype(you know how some females promise their box gonna change your life, but it ends up being for the worst :comeon:) Well her shyt was like getting a sandwich exactly like the one in the commercial :wow:


Me and my girl broke up about a month ago so.. I probably would have traded :francis:
 

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The one I'm currently smashing is indeed the best I've ever had :ohlawd:

Ugandan chick. She's my ex from like 8 years ago. We had stopped seeng each other and she went and got married and had another baby. She divorced homie and we been fukking again the past...7 months now.
Box still top notch :ohlawd: Too bad her head game is nowhere near like the last girl i was seeing.
 
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describe it please :lupe:
You're a virgin.. you wouldn't understand :lupe:

You know how church hymns got verses, bridges and choruses... Well her shyt had no verses, just a bridge and a chorus then the song ends, so a nikka had to loop the bridge for as long as he could trying not to get to the chorus :whew:
 
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You're a virgin.. you wouldn't understand :lupe:

You know how church hymns got verses, bridges and choruses... Well her shyt had no verses, just a bridge and a chorus then the song ends, so a nikka had to loop the bridge for as long as he could trying not to get to the chorus :whew:
:shaq2::shaq2::shaq2:
 

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You're a virgin.. you wouldn't understand :lupe:

You know how church hymns got verses, bridges and choruses... Well her shyt had no verses, just a bridge and a chorus then the song ends, so a nikka had to loop the bridge for as long as he could trying not to get to the chorus :whew:

explanation made complete sense to us. :francis:

virginity confirmed. :ufdup:
 

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I'll never let my girl know but she takes dikk better than my ex, but the p*ssy is nowhere near it B. My god. My exs p*ssy was just... Man. You know that feeling you get when you deadass broke and find some weed or money in a pair of jeans and you're like :noah: :ahh: ? Basically that in p*ssy form. My god :wow:
 

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All p*ssy has been pretty much the same to me. Just gotta take the time to get it warm and gushy.

Best i've ever had was this chubby christian nympho. She would be hot and wet before i even touched her. And every time we fukked she was having full body orgasms in under 10 minutes. For over a year she would call me for strictly sex. Now she got a boyfriend though
 
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