Doobie Doo
Veteran
The best p*ssy I ever had was from the ugliest woman i ever fukked
how uglyThe best p*ssy I ever had was from the ugliest woman i ever fukked

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damn that's that Russian roulette p*ssy that have youSo ugly I only hit twice. One session when I was drunk, the 2nd time to make sure the p*ssy won't no fluke. After that I was smart enough to realize as ugly as she was and as good as that p*ssy was a nikka might slip.
Its the kind that stayed wet all night, I smashed around 2 am then we both passed out. I woke up at 4 am and this bytch was snoring heavy zzzz's I rubbed that p*ssy and it was still wet as fukk so I rolled over and smashed again, this time no rubber and busted on the booty cheek. Both times were from the back and I kept closing my eyes thinking about Beyonce.
Then I realized if I keep doing this I will slip and get her preggo and that would be a REAL bad look. So I went to her crib next week and smashed again with a rubber and I never looked back, I only fukked with her cuz I just lost my job and wanted some p*ssy and just had a moment of low self esteem where anything would do.
When I'm famous and rich she will see me on TV and high five her friends like "I hit that," and not even realize I was with her cuz I was doing bad in life.
after you smash. don't forget the coli when you rich and famous 