the biggest lie you told to get p*ssy

[newworldafro]

"Hey, I just moved to Houston, where is the spot to go to out here"

The Truth: I've been in Houston 3 years, just was off the top of the dome with my words to spark a conversation.
Result: Still trying to get the p*ssy, wifey/wife material though

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

@mrken12
@Napoleon

Comment?

 

[ThiefyPoo]

you're a dude?

No

 

[Houston911]

"My plan is for us to get married"

I know you got better ones than this bro

 

[Black]

I know you got better ones than this bro

"My family can't wait to meet you"
"I love you"
"I want to get to know you before we have sex"
"We should make it official"
"You're the only girl I ever loved"

 

[Houston911]

"My family can't wait to meet you"
"I love you"
"I want to get to know you before we have sex"
"We should make it official"
"You're the only girl I ever loved"

 

[bcrusaderw]

I told @bcrusaderw I'd buy front row tickets to the Taylor Swift concert

I might just let you for front row tickets.

 

[ben anderson]

i love you.
im a virgin( risky, they might think you're weird if you look good and are a virgin past a certain age, or they might want to take it from you)
you're my first( insert ethnicity here)
yea i believe in god
hey gorgeous( shorty bout ugly as hell, her ass fat tho)

 

[Hardaway]

Girls lie to me, not the other way around

Me: do you want to hangout to tonight?

Girl: I can't, I am really busy with work all night

*i check my friends story, she is at the same party he is at*

 

[Silkk]

"Do you want to make between $1,000-$5,000 a day?"