The Black Feminist Starter Pack

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The preferred social media platform of Black Feminists. Just like reddit is for CACs. Tumblr is made for Black Feminists.

Shea Butter
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Pure Organic Shea butter is the moisturizer of choice. Perfect to lather over their Michael Eric Dyson built bodies.

Septum Piercing
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Basically like an amulet to ward off nikkas.

Natural Hair
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Natural hair is exotic to CACs. Black feminists visit hair forums daily to perfect the natural hair look that attract a fiending CAC.

Hash Tags
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The main offense Black feminists use. The Hashtag. Black feminists organize on twitter and attack Black men. #notyourmule #youoksis #whitemanluvme #bearbuilt

Moist Male Promotion
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Applaud Black men that gay/moist and refer to men that are on the other end of the spectrum as "Toxic Masculinity"

Last Resort Lesbianism
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They've battled years for CAC affection but have failed. Time to start eating puzzy.

Lies
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Will make up terms such as Black male privilege no matter how much opposing arguments are presented

White Supremacist Rhetoric
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When cornered will sound like a straight up White Supremacist.

Build
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Due to depression of not finding a CAC, Black feminists turn to food for comfort. This causes them to gain weight and they are encouraged to exercise. The combination of exercise(particularly dips) and food causes a seasoned Black feminists to be build like a prime Bam Bam Bigelow.


Interracial Romance Tv Shows
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Black feminists lean towards escapism, if they can't land a CAC. TV Shows are the perfect way for them to live out their fantasy




Loneliness
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After being ran through by Cody, Garrett, Hunter etc and faking being a lesbian that it became mentally exhausting . Heart calloused, non responsive puzzy, mean dempsey roll.... The Black feminist will watch from a distance, lonely and bear built.






:whew: If I'm missing anything let me know...

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