The Caller ID Said "U.S. GOVT DEA" O_O Wtf?!?!?!

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I've missed you guys!! **HUGS** I have soooo many things to tell you, but shyt been so crazy! I'll just share with you one funny story!

2 weeks ago I get a phone call from a local number that says "U.S. GOVT DEA" I'm sitting looking at the caller id like....
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The DEA?!?!?! What the fukk we gotta talk about????
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They called twice and I ignored both calls. Thennn.... I shut the windows! Deleted my call log, turned out the lights, turned off my ringer, hid the blunt I was smoking..... and blocked every unknown call for the next two weeks....
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I was already going thru it with some fukk boy trying to get me cased up, so I just KNEW this fool done called the feds on me. That call damn near started a war!!! I was finna go HAM on buddy! A SNITCH??? That's that shyt I don't like!!!!
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So 2 almost 3 weeks later..... Still feeling like the feds taking pictures, I get a call from one of my old homegirls. This rapper I know. She says "Hey. gurrlll! I tried to call you a few weeks ago but you probably ain't answer cuz my phone said U.S. GOVT DEA on it........"

I was like bytch!!!! That was you???? You caused sooo many people to get blocked and cursed out! What the fukk is wrong with ur phone???
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This bytch say "I GOT A SAFELINK PHONE, THAT'S WHAT THE CALLER ID SAY"........
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Bitccchhhhhhh!!!!!! YOU LYING!!!! HELLL NAW!! Don't everrrr call me from that shyt again!!!! You got me in a fukking database now! I was like don't call no hood mufu from dat shyt! They gon' kill you! lololol
 

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That n!gga was better off getting a jitterbug.:what:


I would have been sh!ttin bricks if I saw the DEA on my caller ID.:huhldup:
 

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Dea was under the impression they saw a bunch of coke in ur twerk video but it was just ur ashy ass
 

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Damn, I would have answered though because I don't like to be left in suspense. If the feds tryna come get me, I wanna know so I can plan according. Ignoring them nikkas just woulda made shyt worst if they did wanna talk to you. It's like ignoring the IRS, shyt seems cool until they garnish that damn paycheck.
 
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