The Chinese restaurant tried to rob me

[Space Cowboy]

Use your debit card instead of cash in a China man establishment brehs

I've always hated how they try to stiff you with cash so I thought I had a one up on them using a card. SMH. Lesson learned.

 

[Cat piss martini]

*me ordering*

chank: chicken wings and rice.
me: that's kinda racist wupac.
chank: i'm sorry what you have
me: chicken wings and shrimp friend rice.
chank:
me: extra duck sauce would ya?
chank: card no work.
me: the charge just went through.
chank: cash or other card.
she chank: you pay or leave.
me: 我正在给卫生部门打电话
chank:
she chank:
me: 加入一些性感的苏打水和一袋幸运饼干
chank: yes yes.....you enjoy food great black man.
me: 如果你的妻子有屁股的话我会为她而战
she chank:
chank: they are evolving

 

[maxamusa]

*me ordering*

chank: chicken wings and rice.
me: that's kinda racist wupac.
chank: i'm sorry what you have
me: chicken wings and shrimp friend rice.
chank:
me: extra duck sauce would ya?
chank: card no work.
me: the charge just went through.
chank: cash or other card.
she chank: you pay or leave.
me: 我正在给卫生部门打电话
chank:
she chank:
me: 加入一些性感的苏打水和一袋幸运饼干
chank: yes yes.....you enjoy food great black man.
me: 如果你的妻子有屁股的话我会为她而战
she chank:
chank: they are evolving

breh my mind was blown that they don't have duck sauce on the west coast

 

[Space Cowboy]

*me ordering*

chank: chicken wings and rice.
me: that's kinda racist wupac.
chank: i'm sorry what you have
me: chicken wings and shrimp friend rice.
chank:
me: extra duck sauce would ya?
chank: card no work.
me: the charge just went through.
chank: cash or other card.
she chank: you pay or leave.
me: 我正在给卫生部门打电话
chank:
she chank:
me: 加入一些性感的苏打水和一袋幸运饼干
chank: yes yes.....you enjoy food great black man.
me: 如果你的妻子有屁股的话我会为她而战
she chank:
chank: they are evolving