The Coli Bachelor Handbook

[PortCityProphet]

Come in here and drop some tips for living that bachelor life.
anything from how to meet women outside of work, how to keep ya spot fresh but still manly, how to balance them hoes and ya checkbook to what to stock ya fridge with.
Let this be about all things bachelor. Drop that knowledge

 

[stealthbomber]

thank me later

 

[Stuntone]

If your house isn't smelling to fresh, from frying foods or whatever. Put about 3 ounces of these with a few cups of water and boil it. My older brother put me on this. Your house will be smelling so fresh.

You can use dishwashing liquid or any good smelling stuff.

 

[skeetsinternal]

-An ottoman makes for the best perch to put a chic on for doggie style
-Have something interesting on a wall or ceiling for a chic to focus on. I use lava lamps to prep her mind for whats to cum
-Sprinkle shower to shower on your mattress
-Depend on who it is I have spare toothbrushes available and comfy spare clothes (big tees free pack of boxers and socks)
-Have a decent soundsystem for music thru out the crib
-The smell of apples, cinnamon, vanilla are stimulating
-Wash your body with whatever but use scented shaving cream to wash your nuts and asscrack (this works good for removing musty ball odors)
- Try to watch action/comedy movies instead horror, suspense, girly movies
- Fruity drinks in fridge or tart drink makes a chics mouth juicy

 

[Taadow]

how to keep ya spot fresh but still manly,
to what to stock ya fridge with.

I'll help you bachelors with all of this in one swoop:

DON'T BRING RANDOMS TO YOUR CRIZZIB. That way:

- keep your spot however the hell you want
- keep whatever you want in your fridge
- don't trip off that extra toothbrush, washcloth ish
- she ain't leavin' stuff in your spot "accidentally" or whatever
- if she gets...let's say "disgruntled" later on, she can't fucc up your chit

If you just out to get yo' buss on wit' a brizzoad/brizzizzoads, you gotta scraight up be Batman status - she don't see you unless she shine that signal in the night sky.


...all that said...If you're really getting to know a chick and you wanna cuff/keep her, that's when she can come in your place. And you won't even have to say anything - she'll step up your "place" game. Let her sprinkle you a li'l bit, but you still have to let her overstand that it's your place, so don't get crazy wit' it.

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

cleaned out car, less than 4 years old.


keep your apartment carpet shampoo'd

1 fresh distinctive scent. not 10 different kinds


white women like it.

 

[James Carter]

I'll help you bachelors with all of this in one swoop:

DON'T BRING RANDOMS TO YOUR CRIZZIB. That way:

- keep your spot however the hell you want
- keep whatever you want in your fridge
- don't trip off that extra toothbrush, washcloth ish
- she ain't leavin' stuff in your spot "accidentally" or whatever
- if she gets...let's say "disgruntled" later on, she can't fucc up your chit

If you just out to get yo' buss on wit' a brizzoad/brizzizzoads, you gotta scraight up be Batman status - she don't see you unless she shine that signal in the night sky.


...all that said...If you're really getting to know a chick and you wanna cuff/keep her, that's when she can come in your place. And you won't even have to say anything - she'll step up your "place" game. Let her sprinkle you a li'l bit, but you still have to let her overstand that it's your place, so don't get crazy wit' it.

Chapter 1 in the bachelor handbook.

Theres no need for a chick youre not super serious with to even know where you live at. Your house should be clean just for yourself, not to impress bytches.

For meeting chicks, check out your cities local events and youll be able to see all kinds of women there. Chicks think theyre looking for someone to share their interest with so go to museums and farmers markets. I know in my city, the farmers market be flooded

 

[James Carter]

Be presentable at all times when stepping out in public. You never know who you'll run into and networking and making new contacts is crucial. You get a job depending on who you know now, dont even matter if you qualify

For Grocery Shopping, buying 2-3lbs of ground turkey/beef is good because of the many options you can make with it. Chilli, tacos, spaghetti, and hamburgers and shyt.
Have a good balance of food you have to prepare and food that can be placed in the oven to cook just incase youre busy. Why waste money on eating out when you can spend half on shopping.

 

[FUTUREVISIONS]

fyi...if you still live in your mama basement this does not make you a bachelor nor do you have a bachelor crib...

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

-An ottoman makes for the best perch to put a chic on for doggie style
-Have something interesting on a wall or ceiling for a chic to focus on. I use lava lamps to prep her mind for whats to cum
-Sprinkle shower to shower on your mattress
-Depend on who it is I have spare toothbrushes available and comfy spare clothes (big tees free pack of boxers and socks)
-Have a decent soundsystem for music thru out the crib
-The smell of apples, cinnamon, vanilla are stimulating
-Wash your body with whatever but use scented shaving cream to wash your nuts and asscrack (this works good for removing musty ball odors)
- Try to watch action/comedy movies instead horror, suspense, girly movies
- Fruity drinks in fridge or tart drink makes a chics mouth juicy

cleaned out car, less than 4 years old.


keep your apartment carpet shampoo'd

1 fresh distinctive scent. not 10 different kinds


white women like it.

Be presentable at all times when stepping out in public. You never know who you'll run into and networking and making new contacts is crucial. You get a job depending on who you know now, dont even matter if you qualify

For Grocery Shopping, buying 2-3lbs of ground turkey/beef is good because of the many options you can make with it. Chilli, tacos, spaghetti, and hamburgers and shyt.
Have a good balance of food you have to prepare and food that can be placed in the oven to cook just incase youre busy. Why waste money on eating out when you can spend half on shopping.

 

[He Who Posts Well]

 

[Jesus]

Carpet powder and candle wax warmers....:hush:

 

[DreadHead P]

much respect in this thread, got a few things to add

- never tolerate a woman showin up to your crib unannounced, if you can't check that shyt out of her let the bytch go

- even if you dont have hair keep a shower cap in your bathroom, a female will appreciate that one day

- have a rotation of bed sheets, if you only got 2 sets of bed sheets you doin it wrong

- Get chu some matching china, don't have to be expensive but it says something when your hosting, women notice things like that

 

[Stuntone]

If you haven't taking a bath in 3 days and there's a girl on her way over.

Hit the hot spot with this.

And back door the oil with this

 

[ClassyME]

@ the not showered in 3 days comment..

Continue...