The Coli turning anything into a humble brag appreciation thread

[Turk]

"Damn brehs I got arrested last night. Cop pulled me over and I had warrants. It was hard for me to get in the police car cuz I'm over six feet. The cop who arrested me was like "wow, you must work out" cuz she felt my six pack as she was putting me in the car. I'm out now but I'm pissed that I gotta all this money to get my 6 series beamer out the pound "

The type of shyt nikka be on here

 

[Bumblebreh]

The coli =

 

[CarmelBarbie]

So true lol.

 

[Luke Cage]

"Damn brehs I got arrested last night. Cop pulled me over and I had warrants. It was hard for me to get in the police car cuz I'm over six feet. The cop who arrested me was like "wow, you must work out" cuz she felt my six pack as she was putting me in the car. I'm out now but I'm pissed that I gotta all this money to get my 6 series beamer out the pound "

The type of shyt nikka be on here

 

[Luke Cage]

So true lol.

girl you do it too.

"nikka's always thirsting after BBW's. How is a slim thick girl with big titties suppose to find a man?"

 

[CarmelBarbie]

girl you do it too.

"nikka's always thirsting after BBW's. How is a slim thick girl with big titties suppose to find a man?"

I've never said the bolded at all on here. My titties aren't big. You have a coli crush on me.

 

[VertigoKnight]

I just conducted a million dollar deal, and logged onto the coli for a few mins

 

[Luke Cage]

I've never said the bolded at all on here. My titties aren't big. You have a coli crush on me.

Just because i'm a nikka with a 7 figure salary doesn't mean i have a crush on you.

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

I'm scared to go to the gym cause I naturally fit.

 

[CarmelBarbie]

Just because i'm a nikka with a 7 figure salary doesn't mean i have a crush on you.

Stop playing you know you have a coli crush on me. And you know you don't have a 7 figure salary.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Hurt feelings

 

[Luke Cage]

Stop playing you know you have a coli crush on me. And you know you don't have a 7 figure salary.

No it's actually 5 figures close to six though.
But no i don't have crush on you either, you prolly built like the lead singer of an Japanese teen boy band. Only girls i ever heard refer to themselves as slim thick are slim girls. I can tell you aint got no booty. Don't send me no pictures either, this aint reverse psychology. I'll just assume you stole it from online.

 

[Lady.Libra.]

 

[Captain Crunch]

@Typical Coli nikka

 

[CarmelBarbie]

No it's actually 5 figures close to six though.
But no i don't have crush on you either, you prolly built like the lead singer of an Japanese teen boy band. Only girls i ever heard refer to themselves as slim thick are slim girls. I can tell you aint got no booty. Don't send me no pictures either, this aint reverse psychology. I'll just assume you stole it from online.

You itching to see how I look. It's okay, I won't send you pictures.