The Coli's Greatest Gambling Stories

[Ready2Rhyme]

I shouls've had 4 grand.

But Jamarcus Russell drove the Raiders 90 yds, starting at his own 10 with a minute to go in the 4th, and the Raiders beat the Chiefs in a low scoring game - it was either 10-7 or 13-10. JAMARCUS RUSSELL.

My money has not touched sports gambling since. I'm even stingy with the coli cash.

 

[Ready2Rhyme]

Oh , and what's worse, before that happened I was resigned to my busted ticket as the Raiders were up 7-3 with about 2 minutes left - then the Chiefs scored a TD! I started counting my money. NO WAY J-Russ pulls something like this out in a game where nothing was working....

But I'm not done. I thought, "well, so far at least I got 9 out of 10 games. When I win the Monday Nighter I'll be holding $200 (correctly pick 10 out of 11 games payout on $5 ticket)" .... It was Pittsburgh at home against the Giants. Eli hadn't won two Super Bowls yet and Pitt had won like 16 straight home games leading up to this one. --- fukking Giants blew them out.

 

[USSInsiders]

I had $50 on Green Bay -2 on the infamous MOnday Night Game. I've lost $400 wagers, and I've lost $5 dollar wagers, but that was the worst beat I ever had. Like it was unfukkingbelieveable.

Mike Tirico's fakkit cornball brother ass voice is still scarred in my memory.

"And the last play of the game is a Wilson bomb.....TOUCHDOWN!"

Man.... that shyt killed me.

One the plus side, I remember I had a 6-team NBA moneyline parlay, all on huge favorites.

It was a $364 parlay to win like $353-$349 or something, I don't remember.

Five of the six teams hit, but I needed Denver to win the last one. Denver was down six at home against the Kings with like 12 seconds left, I was like, "Man fukk this, games over."

Arron Afflalo catches, dribbles to the perimeter, draws the foul from 3. Knocks down all the free throws. By some miracle, Kings brick two free throws and Denver rebounds. Denver then goes down court and Arron Afflalo draws ANOTHER 3 point attempt. He knocks down all of them, game is tied. It was the most incredible come back I've seen in the regular season for a while.

Denver went on to win in OT and I managed to win my parlay. I went a perfect 6-0, shyt was ridiculously lucky.

Lot of other stories, but I don't wanna type essays upon essays.

 

[madness]

had about $8 in my account that i hadnt touched in months so i was just like fukk it, lemme do a random 12-team parlay mixing in favorites and NBA player over/unders

picked 6 college bball faves that all hit, picked 4 NBA faves that hit and the last 2 were i needed david lee to score less than 21 points and shawn marion to score less than 12 points

both of them scored over. if they didnt i wouldve had around $4,000

 

[Based Lord Zedd]

Slowly grinded $30 into over 6k playing online poker.
was able to withdraw most of it.

Had ~1900 online April 2011. Then this happened: Black Friday: The Day That Changed Online Poker

Feds came thru and crushed the buildings

moneys been frozen by the government for like 21 months. DOJ is supposed to eventually supposed to refund it but they're slow as hell. Might be another year before that happens.

 

[playboyric]

Slowly grinded $30 into over 6k playing online poker.
was able to withdraw most of it.

Had ~1900 online April 2011. Then this happened: Black Friday: The Day That Changed Online Poker

Feds came thru and crushed the buildings

moneys been frozen by the government for like 21 months. DOJ is supposed to eventually supposed to refund it but they're slow as hell. Might be another year before that happens.

 

[Box Cutta]

Slowly grinded $30 into over 6k playing online poker.
was able to withdraw most of it.

Had ~1900 online April 2011. Then this happened: Black Friday: The Day That Changed Online Poker

Feds came thru and crushed the buildings

moneys been frozen by the government for like 21 months. DOJ is supposed to eventually supposed to refund it but they're slow as hell. Might be another year before that happens.

Damn breh, sorry about that, that's some bullshyt right there....

 

[AlbertPullhoez]

Slowly grinded $30 into over 6k playing online poker.
was able to withdraw most of it.

Had ~1900 online April 2011. Then this happened: Black Friday: The Day That Changed Online Poker

Feds came thru and crushed the buildings

moneys been frozen by the government for like 21 months. DOJ is supposed to eventually supposed to refund it but they're slow as hell. Might be another year before that happens.

Man I would've cussed out somebody

 

[courtdog]

I shouls've had 4 grand.

But Jamarcus Russell drove the Raiders 90 yds, starting at his own 10 with a minute to go in the 4th, and the Raiders beat the Chiefs in a low scoring game - it was either 10-7 or 13-10. JAMARCUS RUSSELL.

My money has not touched sports gambling since. I'm even stingy with the coli cash.

Oh that fakkit Jamarucs is the reason I stopped fukkin with a bookie
A few years back, Raiders were sucking, Eagles where surging

I put $400 on a 3 team parley with Philly, Washington and somebody.. I think the Patriots
Skins took care of business early game. So did Patriots. 4 oclock game in Oakland and Jamarcus handles McNabb and the eagles
Sports Network | Philly

I was already happy as fukk by 4pm thinking "I'm in the money $$$ "
Til this day, I'm still salty...

 

[threattonature]

My time in Vegas was 3 of my favorite gambling stories ever.

One was a $40 ticket I put on 5 MLB games that day. Hit the first 4 and had like a KC/NYY game to go over. Ended up a 1-0 game and cost me like $1100 or something.

Another ticket I had made that day was a $200 ticket for BOS/CLE while Lebron was still there in the playoffs. I bet for BOS to cover the spread. They had won and were two up on what they needed to win by. I'm at the blackjack table hype as hell. There was like 5 seconds left. Lebron grabs the inbound and immediately takes off running down the court and nails a 3 to cover the spread. So I'm drunk as shyt and pissed off so I crumble up the gambling slip and toss it. Turns out I crumbling up the wrong ticket. The one I crumbled up was a $200 ticket that would've won me $175 for some bet I made on the Mayweather/Mosley fight. so I took a double L on that one.

The last one was the next day where I had dropped $400 for the Lakers to beat the Thunder. I think that was when Kobe missed and Gasol got the last second tip in to give the Lakers the win. We was in the back room of the ESPN Zone and I busted my hand open cause I jumped up celebrating the shot and hit the side of the TV. My boy that was there had dropped a G on it so we was all going crazy.

 

[dontreadthis]

I got a "bonus" of $200 or so that was only able to be spent on slots on Bovada. hit a jackpot for $17,000 playing that 5 reel circus slot game on there .

 

[Stop_It_5]

had like a 8 team parlay teaser pleaser last season week 16, like 500 to win 1500

every team hit on saturday & sunday, only team left was the Lions at +20 in Dallas, Cowboys clinched everything already. It's 24-21 Boys at the half, I'm feeling good, shoot out, both teams firing. Dallas won 48-21


that was my last bet of 2016, didn't even bother fukking with the playoffs.