The Curse of the Side-Baby: The Dallas Cowboys 22’ Offseason Thread

[BigE214]

I will be the less engaged than ever this year brehs

Like @who_better_than_me said, yeah I loathe Dak, but this team is so horribly ran its just too much for almost anybody to overcome.

I even stopped posting on C(ac)Z

Wilding. It's a lot to look forward to. Defense finally having 2 DTs. Parsons pursuit of 20 sacks. Lawrence being challenged. Kearse playing for his respect. Diggs turning the corner. More Bossman. I'm in the minority but I wanna see LVE in a defined role and believe he can return to all pro form.

Offensively. I wanna see the new lineman and if that can be a resurgence of Zeke. I also feel like it's an organizational type year for Dak too. They treated this offense like Dak can be the one that make us potent and if he's not- I think we explore options. My expectations won't rise unless we start winning but I look forward to the defense.

 

[duckbutta]

Wilding. It's a lot to look forward to. Defense finally having 2 DTs. Parsons pursuit of 20 sacks. Lawrence being challenged. Kearse playing for his respect. Diggs turning the corner. More Bossman. I'm in the minority but I wanna see LVE in a defined role and believe he can return to all pro form.

Offensively. I wanna see the new lineman and if that can be a resurgence of Zeke. I also feel like it's an organizational type year for Dak too. They treated this offense like Dak can be the one that make us potent and if he's not- I think we explore options. My expectations won't rise unless we start winning but I look forward to the defense.

Lawrence will be hurt half the year as usual. Kearse is going to continue the tradition of average on their best days safeties. Diggs isn't going to get double digit picks again this year. Bossman just happy to not be in prison but I got a feeling his next fukk up is right around the corner.

The best thing about this years cowboys is that next year Zeke should be making 0 dollars and we can put that money to use doing something useful like getting a kicker that won't miss 6 field goals and 6 extra points.

Is our 1st round pick even going to play this year ?

 

[BlueHeffner]

Wilding. It's a lot to look forward to. Defense finally having 2 DTs. Parsons pursuit of 20 sacks. Lawrence being challenged. Kearse playing for his respect. Diggs turning the corner. More Bossman. I'm in the minority but I wanna see LVE in a defined role and believe he can return to all pro form.

Offensively. I wanna see the new lineman and if that can be a resurgence of Zeke. I also feel like it's an organizational type year for Dak too. They treated this offense like Dak can be the one that make us potent and if he's not- I think we explore options. My expectations won't rise unless we start winning but I look forward to the defense.

Lawerence

Bossman

LVE

Zeke

The OL


9-8 season is the ceiling

 

[R.U.L.E.]

Let’s not forget, we’ve never had a repeat division winner since 2005.

c00nscott and company doesn’t give me any confidence this will change.

Until his c00nery is dealt with, we’re forever destined for missing the playoffs this year

 

[BlueHeffner]

Let’s not forget, we’ve never had a repeat division winner since 2005.

c00nscott and company doesn’t give me any confidence this will change.

Until his c00nery is dealt with, we’re forever destined for missing the playoffs this year

 

[MalaKai]

Gotdamn yall bamas are a sorry bunch. Go start a LA Rams season thread the lot of you.

 

[dtownreppin214]

4 hour roundtable with all the YouTube characters. I’m going to listen to this tomorrow during work in the hopes it gets me hype for the season.

 

[BlueHeffner]

Gotdamn yall bamas are a sorry bunch. Go start a LA Rams season thread the lot of you.

@ me when this season turns out any different than the last 27 breh

 

[Dwight Howard]

Lawrence will be hurt half the year as usual. Kearse is going to continue the tradition of average on their best days safeties. Diggs isn't going to get double digit picks again this year. Bossman just happy to not be in prison but I got a feeling his next fukk up is right around the corner.

The best thing about this years cowboys is that next year Zeke should be making 0 dollars and we can put that money to use doing something useful like getting a kicker that won't miss 6 field goals and 6 extra points.

Is our 1st round pick even going to play this year ?

Lord, I rebuke this energy and analysis

 

[Dwight Howard]

Dak about to have a mvp caliber year. Lamb and Schultz will have all-pro caliber years

 

[Dwight Howard]

It's hard for me to get excited about this team when I know come week 6 we going to be handing the ball to a running back making top 5 pay at his position while carrying the ball 14 times for 39 yards

Looking forward to the Micah heel turn in this thread when he got 2 sacks in 4 games and @BlueHeffner and @*DalMem* start saying he plays exactly like drop foot

I'd rather scoop my own shyt out the toilet and try to shove it back up my ass than watch premature kitten hunter play one down of football this season

Zeke will be top 5 I'm rushing this year if he stays healthy. He was on pace before the knee injury

 

[darealvelle]

The ghost of Linehan is still haunting this team on the offensive side.

 

[BlueHeffner]

The ghost of Linehan is still haunting this team on the offensive side.

Linehan wasnt a problem when Romo was here

 

[JUSTIN HERBERT]

I bet this is the year cowboys make a deep run.
I been lurking yall threads for years, and whenever yall on that bs it always dissapoints yall.


Yall disappointed before the season, yeah yall really primed for a run. nfc is weak sauce tbh

 

[El Bombi]

It's hard for me to get excited about this team when I know come week 6 we going to be handing the ball to a running back making top 5 pay at his position while carrying the ball 14 times for 39 yards

Looking forward to the Micah heel turn in this thread when he got 2 sacks in 4 games and @BlueHeffner and @*DalMem* start saying he plays exactly like drop foot

I'd rather scoop my own shyt out the toilet and try to shove it back up my ass than watch premature kitten hunter play one down of football this season

But but you said Black Cousins is going to lead them to glory tho.


Anywho, you don't have to worry about me this season. I'm already looking forward to the 2023 NFL Draft.

Hopefully they'll end up with a Top 10 pick and don't win meaningless games at the end of a lost season.