The Curse of the Side-Baby: The Dallas Cowboys 22’ Offseason Thread

Is this McCarthys last year?

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BlueHeffner said:
Is there a stanbase that capes for a Quarterback that hasnt accomplished jack shyt, like this stanbase capes for Dakota


I could understand if he is a diamond surrounded by trash (shoutouts to the goat). He has had a decent team every year hes been in the league with maybe the exception of 2020 (he played only 5 games).

Detroit fans didnt cape for Stafford

Viking fans dont cape for Cousins

Raider fans damn sure dont cape for Carr

9er fans dont cape for Jimmy G

I could see if he has been an all-pro or MVP like Lamar, Cam, or Matty Ice, but this nikka barely makes the pro bowl :mjtf:


And before anybody says it, yes I caped for Romo but he showed glimpses of being a top-3 QB in his prime in an era with Brees, Rodgers, Brady, and Manning.
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It’s like the QB before Dak who played for a decade, forgot his name
 
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BlueHeffner said:
Is there a stanbase that capes for a Quarterback that hasnt accomplished jack shyt, like this stanbase capes for Dakota


I could understand if he is a diamond surrounded by trash (shoutouts to the goat). He has had a decent team every year hes been in the league with maybe the exception of 2020 (he played only 5 games).

Detroit fans didnt cape for Stafford

Viking fans dont cape for Cousins

Raider fans damn sure dont cape for Carr

9er fans dont cape for Jimmy G

I could see if he has been an all-pro or MVP like Lamar, Cam, or Matty Ice, but this nikka barely makes the pro bowl :mjtf:


And before anybody says it, yes I caped for Romo but he showed glimpses of being a top-3 QB in his prime in an era with Brees, Rodgers, Brady, and Manning.
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It's because anybody who knows anything about football understands that when you are at the top of the league for missed kicks, missed extra points, most penalties, and a running back who can't even average 60 rushing yards a game the last 3/4th's of the season, you shouldn't win very many games, unless you got a qb who can cover all that up...which we do. When was the last time we had a defense in the top half of the league and rushing and passing in the same season? That one year that Jaylon looked like a real football player?

But a lot of you in here don't know anything about the sport of football other than what Skip Bayless and Mush Mouth Sharpe tell you, which is how you get shyt like last season people panicking cause "If Washington wins out they win the division" and anybody who watched them play 5 minutes could tell they were trash, but Skip Bayless told you that so you believed it. Or people some dumb shyt like "the defense runs this team" and they got destroyed by every QB that didn't play for the eagles, giants, or skins. They were out there letting fukking Minshew run it up on them until Daddy Dak stepped in and had to throw 5 touchdown passes in a fukking half to save them. Imagine being surrounded by players so bad you got to damn near set the record for most touchdowns passes thrown in a half to get the win. Pathetic.

The only difference between Romo and Dak is one had Garret dragging him down and one has Fat Thumb dragging him down. Well that and Spray Tan never fell off a cliff like Zeke did. Well that and Romo had prime Dez who is much better than any receiver Dak will every play with in a cowboys uniform.
 
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duckbutta said:
It's because anybody who knows anything about football understands that when you are at the top of the league for missed kicks, missed extra points, most penalties, and a running back who can't even average 60 rushing yards a game the last 3/4th's of the season, you shouldn't win very many games, unless you got a qb who can cover all that up...which we do. When was the last time we had a defense in the top half of the league and rushing and passing in the same season? That one year that Jaylon looked like a real football player?

But a lot of you in here don't know anything about the sport of football other than what Skip Bayless and Mush Mouth Sharpe tell you, which is how you get shyt like last season people panicking cause "If Washington wins out they win the division" and anybody who watched them play 5 minutes could tell they were trash, but Skip Bayless told you that so you believed it. Or people some dumb shyt like "the defense runs this team" and they got destroyed by every QB that didn't play for the eagles, giants, or skins. They were out there letting fukking Minshew run it up on them until Daddy Dak stepped in and had to throw 5 touchdown passes in a fukking half to save them. Imagine being surrounded by players so bad you got to damn near set the record for most touchdowns passes thrown in a half to get the win. Pathetic.

The only difference between Romo and Dak is one had Garret dragging him down and one has Fat Thumb dragging him down. Well that and Spray Tan never fell off a cliff like Zeke did. Well that and Romo had prime Dez who is much better than any receiver Dak will every play with in a cowboys uniform.
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Lol the media was tripping about that one.
 
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General Booty said:
Once the season starts I can. It’s just many Cowboy fans have an indifferent view of the team rn while the Youtube creators gotta be upbeat and optimistic
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I can't imagine how these dudes sit around and talk about a team that has been failing mostly the same way for over 20 years for hours. It drained my soul just to talk to them today. I'm about to eat this mellow mushroom pizza, drink some crown, cancel some work meetings, and take a nap.
 
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duckbutta said:
I can't imagine how these dudes sit around and talk about a team that has been failing mostly the same way for over 20 years for hours. It drained my soul just to talk to them today. I'm about to eat this mellow mushroom pizza, drink some crown, cancel some work meetings, and take a nap.
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They getting paid to do it. They making bank talking about the cowboys and making 10 videos a day about nothing.
 
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duckbutta said:
It's because anybody who knows anything about football understands that when you are at the top of the league for missed kicks, missed extra points, most penalties, and a running back who can't even average 60 rushing yards a game the last 3/4th's of the season, you shouldn't win very many games, unless you got a qb who can cover all that up...which we do. When was the last time we had a defense in the top half of the league and rushing and passing in the same season? That one year that Jaylon looked like a real football player?

But a lot of you in here don't know anything about the sport of football other than what Skip Bayless and Mush Mouth Sharpe tell you, which is how you get shyt like last season people panicking cause "If Washington wins out they win the division" and anybody who watched them play 5 minutes could tell they were trash, but Skip Bayless told you that so you believed it. Or people some dumb shyt like "the defense runs this team" and they got destroyed by every QB that didn't play for the eagles, giants, or skins. They were out there letting fukking Minshew run it up on them until Daddy Dak stepped in and had to throw 5 touchdown passes in a fukking half to save them. Imagine being surrounded by players so bad you got to damn near set the record for most touchdowns passes thrown in a half to get the win. Pathetic.

The only difference between Romo and Dak is one had Garret dragging him down and one has Fat Thumb dragging him down. Well that and Spray Tan never fell off a cliff like Zeke did. Well that and Romo had prime Dez who is much better than any receiver Dak will every play with in a cowboys uniform.
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Stan Babble :unimpressed:
 
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