The definition for "Pretentious" on google is the GOAT

[Shameonyou]

pre·ten·tious
prəˈten(t)SHəs/
adjective

1. attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.
   "a pretentious literary device"
   synonyms: affected, ostentatious, showy; More
   

 

[Reality]

one star thread
wʌn stɑɹ θɹɛd

1. a thread in which the author attempts, yet fails, to garner daps, rep, or responses after assuming there is greater humor, irony, or insight in his or her post than there actually is

"This is a one star thread, breh."

synonym: Shameonyou thread

 

[Shameonyou]

one star thread
wʌn stɑɹ θɹɛd

1. a thread in which the author attempts, yet fails, to garner daps, rep, or responses after assuming there is greater humor, irony, or insight in his or her post than there actually is

"This is a one star thread, breh."

synonym: Shameonyou thread

have a 1 star post on a 1 star thread brehs

 

[Reality]

have a 1 star post on a 1 star thread brehs

So you admit this a one star thread?

 

[Shameonyou]

So you admit this a one star thread?

only if you admit it was a one star post

 

[KravenMorehead™]

I love this thread already

 

[beezy]

one star thread
wʌn stɑɹ θɹɛd

1. a thread in which the author attempts, yet fails, to garner daps, rep, or responses after assuming there is greater humor, irony, or insight in his or her post than there actually is

"This is a one star thread, breh."

synonym: Shameonyou thread

Grand Opening/Grand Closing

To the bushes

 

[Reality]

only if you admit it was a one star post

*Looks at Shameonyou's message count*

*Looks at Shameonyou's dap count*



You should stick to making threads about shyt you're an expert on. Like you did here:
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/thin...-you-never-getting-a-piece-of-dat-azz.235985/

 

[Shameonyou]

*Looks at Shameonyou's message count*

*Looks at Shameonyou's dap count*



You should stick to making threads about shyt you're an expert on. Like you did here:
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/thin...-you-never-getting-a-piece-of-dat-azz.235985/

im sorry meaningless stats on a website matter to you

 

[The Don]

one star thread
wʌn stɑɹ θɹɛd

1. a thread in which the author attempts, yet fails, to garner daps, rep, or responses after assuming there is greater humor, irony, or insight in his or her post than there actually is

"This is a one star thread, breh."

synonym: Shameonyou thread

 

[Jesus]

one star thread
wʌn stɑɹ θɹɛd

1. a thread in which the author attempts, yet fails, to garner daps, rep, or responses after assuming there is greater humor, irony, or insight in his or her post than there actually is

"This is a one star thread, breh."

synonym: Shameonyou thread

 

[Spatial Paradox]

one star thread
wʌn stɑɹ θɹɛd

1. a thread in which the author attempts, yet fails, to garner daps, rep, or responses after assuming there is greater humor, irony, or insight in his or her post than there actually is

"This is a one star thread, breh."

synonym: Shameonyou thread

Dapped for using the IPA rendition of "one star thread"

 

[zerozero]

Dapped for using the IPA rendition of "one star thread"

 

[zerozero]

pre·ten·tious
prəˈten(t)SHəs/
adjective

1. attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.
   "a pretentious literary device"
   synonyms: affected, ostentatious, showy; More

The passive voice is useful for writing this sentence while being generic otherwise they'd have to say something like "greater talent than the person who is speaking or writing or painting etc. actually has"