The Final fukk You: a novel By Joe Dumars

[Malta]

Of all the shytty moves Joe made these last few years, his final parting shot of awfulness was this lovely trade -

The Detroit Pistons have agreed to trade Ben Gordon and a 2013 protected first-round draft pick to the Charlotte Bobcats for swingman Corey Maggette.

In a draft we could all see coming as far back as 3 years, Joe made this move in the summer of 2012. By then, Wiggins and Parker were known commodities and the rumblings of a great draft had already started. The pick was only top 8 protected and of course it turned out to be the 9th pick, so the Bobcats will get to add a quality player to their core (Low Key) while the Pistons finished a terrible season in which they will probably lose Monroe ontop of still having Josh Smith and Brandon Jennings. Joe put on a clinic of how to fukk up a team, it was really awe inspiring.

Joe essentially left the Pistons with herpes.

 

[Hacksaw Jim Thuggin]

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Corey fukkin magette

And lakers fans are on some woe is me shyt

suck a dikk

 

[The War Report]

Of all the shytty moves Joe made these last few years, his final parting shot of awfulness was this lovely trade -



In a draft we could all see coming as far back as 3 years, Joe made this move in the summer of 2012. By then, Wiggins and Parker were known commodities and the rumblings of a great draft had already started. The pick was only top 8 protected and of course it turned out to be the 9th pick, so the Bobcats will get to add a quality player to their core (Low Key) while the Pistons finished a terrible season in which they will probably lose Monroe ontop of still having Josh Smith and Brandon Jennings. Joe put on a clinic of how to fukk up a team, it was really awe inspiring.

Joe essentially left the Pistons with herpes.

 

[Da_Eggman]

I don't even remember Corey maggette was on the pistons

 

[Eza]

Cuzz didn't mention we could've just amnestied BG and cut our ties with the nikka that way. Instead we just gave up a lottery pick just to get rid of him to sign Josh Smith & Brandon Jennings, who just contributed to the worse season of Pistons basketball since my childhood(I'm damn there 30.).

It's so fukking tight out here...

 

[Steezy]

 

[Malta]

Cuzz didn't mention we could've just amnestied BG and cut our ties with the nikka that way. Instead we just gave up a lottery pick just to get rid of him to sign Josh Smith & Brandon Jennings, who just contributed to the worse season of Pistons basketball since my childhood(I'm damn there 30.).

It's so fukking tight out here...

The gift that keeps on giving.

 

[wire28]

man this shyt down fukked me up.

i gotta watch another year of sweet brandon jennings and chuckin ass smoove while Van Gundy voice crack yellin at these a$$holes for 48 minutes

while 20 20 drummond start thinking about leaving and soft ass greg monroe prolly not trying to come back

 

[wire28]

Cuzz didn't mention we could've just amnestied BG and cut our ties with the nikka that way. Instead we just gave up a lottery pick just to get rid of him to sign Josh Smith & Brandon Jennings, who just contributed to the worse season of Pistons basketball since my childhood(I'm damn there 30.).

It's so fukking tight out here...

low key nikkas is blaming Gores, saying he was too cheap to just amnesty that nikka. either way Gores and Joey D fukked us over

 

[Captain Crunch]

Once Melo leaves in July
Trade Josh Smith; Brandon Jennings, and a top 10 protected 2016 pick for Amare
Tank next year, then sign Rondo and some shooters in 2015, then feast in 2016

Or you could trade Josh and Brandon to Brooklyn for Deron
Contract sucks, but he would turn you guys into a playoff team and Drummond will benefit from it.

 

[manyfaces]

Cuzz didn't mention we could've just amnestied BG and cut our ties with the nikka that way. Instead we just gave up a lottery pick just to get rid of him to sign Josh Smith & Brandon Jennings, who just contributed to the worse season of Pistons basketball since my childhood(I'm damn there 30.).

It's so fukking tight out here...

Your lucky you didn't see that Mark Macon, Cadillac Anderson shyt then. But it's fukk Joe D all day over here. Any moves that nikka made after the Bozton Garnett trade were just terrible. I think after that season is when he completely fukking lost it and had no idea where to go from there.

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

What's even more of a fukk u is teams wanted Smith including Boston but joe was holding them hostage talking about picks and shyt

I'm dropkick his fat ass fakkit son on sight

 

[manyfaces]

Once Melo leaves in July
Trade Josh Smith; Brandon Jennings, and a top 10 protected 2016 pick for Amare
Tank next year, then sign Rondo and some shooters in 2015, then feast in 2016

Or you could trade Josh and Brandon to Brooklyn for Deron
Contract sucks, but he would turn you guys into a playoff team and Drummond will benefit from it.

No more trading bad contracts and picks for cap relief and washed up players. That's what got us in this mess in the 1st place.

And have you seen Deron play recently? Having him here with an even worse contract in his current state would probably be worse off then where they are now. It's harder to move one big terrible contract than it is to move smaller ones.

 

[DoubleClutch]

I remember that one game Gordon scored like 40 for the pistons when they were forced to start him. He had barely played all season.

I never trusted the Pistons ever since they ruined iversons career.