a few decades ago, my first wife (rip) and I went to Mardi gras..
We were walking with a group and crossed into the homosexual portion of Bourbon Street..
This muscle bound white guy was bent over getting fukked in the ass by some dude wearing only boots and a vest..
And two guys were behind him arguing over who had next
The mixture of that one guy grunting with the other two calling dibs and negotiating how they could share him
All over the music and the noise of the crowd
And I'm less than 10 feet away like

+
And I thought to myself,, it can't
possibly get any gayer than this..