The George Costanza Method

[Methodical]

Tried it with women... surprisingly works. Wouldn't do this at work though... telling my boss to "go fukk himself" gonna get me fired instead of a promotion.

Well, that's totally different cause George didn't have a job at the time, he was just there for the interview job and he got hired while you already have a job.

 

[Scustin Trillberlake]

If you were truly dedicated it wouldnt work. You'd be doing shyt like NOT paying your bills, NOT washiing your ass, NOT going to work, etc.

I am still going to be a functioning member of society breh. But for major life decisions and social decisions i am going to do the opposite.

 

[LordTaskForce]

:costanza:

 

[wild100sboy]

Lol at that smiley. But I kind want to try this as well

 

[Grams]

Costanza method made me crash my car bruvs

 

[Genome]

Costanza method made me crash my car bruvs

what happened breh?

 

[Swiggy]

Sitting down to pee

Mustache instead of goatee

White girls instead of sistas

Success must feel slimey

 

[Grams]

what happened breh?

I normally take exists slow, pulled a Constanza, did the opposite and went in on some Lewis Hamilton shyt but there was this slow ass car in front of me . I hit my breaks but I was going too hot and lost control and the car rear hit a pole. My taillight is fooocked

 

[jmspro]

:costanza:

Watched so many reruns i know what episode that smiley came from.

 

[Grams]

Used to be a slasher/driver in ball but I'm getting tired of nikkas hacking and I never call foul so I'm developing my outside shot/three pointer. COSTANZA

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

*George shyts ALL OVER the yankees to George Steinbrenner*

HIRE THIS MAN