The GIF is the answer...

[Black Sinatra]

*Arrives to a black household on a 3 day weekend Hey yall?
"Hey baby, how you...how yo mamma doing?" She good, I heard Trey got out friday."Yeah, they let him out 4 months early for good behavior...he back there sleep"
Ok then, I stopped by to holla at him...what yall playing spades?"
Yeah, we bout done cooking these scrubs tho...find you a partner suga!"
Aight then, let me run to liquor store real quick..grab a bottle of yak...yall need something?" *in head* please don't start making requests.

*Walks in with a brown paper bag* "You ready to play?" Yeah, lemme pour up real quick....Trey up yet?
Trey:

Repeat.

 

[Black Sinatra]

Oh and please reuse the Lavar Ball gif. It has countless hilarious uses. I feel like laughing brehs.

 

[Doobie Doo]

What thee fukk is going on in this thread?

 

[Black Sinatra]

What thee fukk is going on in this thread?

You were supposed to create a scenario like the OP with the Lavar Ball gif as the ending....you know complex shyt like that.

 

[Colicat]

Me: Happy Father's Day Daddy! You ready to get on that grill?
Dad:

"You know I do what it does"

 

[jdubnyce]

*enters thread*

 

[OaklandCertified]

How I'm gonna hop off my flight to Cleveland in full Warrior gear...

 

[Black Sinatra]

How I'm gonna hop off my flight to Cleveland in full Warrior gear...

They gonna fukk around and mob your ass on sight too.

 

[75 Others]

OP is heterosexual

 

[Black Sinatra]

OP is heterosexual

*looks at user name and join date*....
....you're not equipped with adequate levels of anything to provoke me cac.

 

[75 Others]

*looks at user name and join date*....
....you're not equipped with adequate levels of anything to provoke me cac.

My bad, with whom do I seek further credibility and teachings to e-box with some dude on the Internet

 

[ball15life]

Walking outta work on a Friday afternoon:

 

[Black Sinatra]

My bad, with whom do I seek further credibility and teachings to e-box with some dude on the Internet

No..."e-boxing" is above your level currently. You require a strict teacher on quality posting, laughable trolling, and avatar/username selection better suited for racial ambiguity.

These are real suggestions btw The way I see it...if you're gonna cac anyway...at least make it interesting.

 

[75 Others]

No..."e-boxing" is above your level currently. You require a strict teacher on quality posting, laughable trolling, and avatar/username selection better suited for racial ambiguity.

These are real suggestions btw The way I see it...if you're gonna cac anyway...at least make it interesting.

Quality posting: my message/daps is better than your though

but fair enough, I'll fall back and let this thread flop

 

[Black Sinatra]

Quality posting: my message/daps is better than your though

but fair enough, I'll fall back and let this thread flop

*An analysis of pookie's entrance and exit.*
-Shameless proud presentation of alarmingly high quantitative posting... described as quality posting.
-Understands at least...that the water is getting deep, and retreats in hopes that the shark doesn't follow

-Can't contribute to thread because the concept is foreign, decides to use pellet gun trolling....sees 40 caliber barrel peek back. shyts self.

Go on breh. I'll take a thread flop I'm at work tho. Bad trolling is prally your only job since you only been posting for 2 months and got more than me at 4 years.