"The girl who curved me my freshman year was found dead"
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JOHN.KOOL
Manchester United/Atletico Madrid
It's a joke. Damn did the coli turn p*ssy.
Exactly, the coli gets mad at an overly PC society when a Dave Chappelle special is being shytted on by critics but threads like this show these nikkas just as moist.
JOHN.KOOL
Manchester United/Atletico Madrid
The joke is in the fact he would be celebrating something like that. His reaction as opposed to what a normal expected reaction to that news would be is the fukking joke, how simple are you people. You can't work that out yourself you needed me to take your hand and walk you to that explanation.
I can't stabd You nikkas who can't comprehend words or don't fukking think anything beyond the surface.
fukk that I will never forget the bytch that accepted my invite to Homecoming and then go ghost on a nikka. Only to find out she came with another nikka and didnt have the audacity to call a nikka instead had me waiting outside her house for 30 mins.
Fillerguy
Veteran
nikkas are such narcissist "I just found out a girl who turned me down when I was 15 was killed let me post a celebratory gif"
People get curved, happens to the best of us sometimes but everybody don't get killed young, people need to learn to grow up. That girl wasn't some supporting character in you world, that's somebody kid and she's gone forever.
what type of clown comes to thecoli to spit some real shyt? This is supposed to be our escape from reality my G, not our confrontation of it.
what happened to herYou said that LSA is is the most hateful place and that I radiate hatred because I call out TLR for doing the exact same shyt daily, if not worse.
Then you post shyt like this
the hypocrisy, brehs
I call bullshyt, if the joke is the reaction then it implies that the setup wasn't necessary and would still be funny if he left out the fact that she curved him in his freshman year.
The joke is: a girl was found dead, this same girl curved me back in my freshman year so this is my reaction to it. It doesn't work if the reaction is to a girl being found dead without any context, the context + reaction is why you nikkas find the shyt funny.
JOHN.KOOL
Manchester United/Atletico Madrid
No because the fact that she curved him is the content which explains the reaction, otherwise it is just an unexplained reaction akin to delivering a punchline with no fukking back story or set up to it. Again for fukk sake you people can't think. His reaction is the punchline and him being curved is the content and back story which leads to the punchline.
The joke is his fukking reaction and the reason for that reaction, him being curved, which is needed to explain that punchline otherwise the joke has no meaning
JOHN.KOOL
Manchester United/Atletico Madrid
Do you know what's a real joke?? While nikkas here are talking about how bad it is and how it's cac humour to make jokes and apparently laugh at this girls death (a girl who is most likely fictional I might as well mention ) There is a thread right now in tlr where coli nikkas are making jokes and celebrating the suicides of police officers. That's a hell of a punchline in itself
Only on the coli....
Only on the coli....
I can’t remember the title but there is a thread here with guys fantasizing about chicks that curved them having horrible lives.
I think I mentioned how odd that thought pattern was for a couple of reasons.
Firstly being, just living life. I can’t imagine staying around the same people, never leaving the same town, never meeting anyone new...to the extent that years later I’m still running into the same people I grew up with.
I also can’t imagine needing someone who wasn’t attracted to me to have a horrible life out of bitterness. That’s nuts.
Now if they were excessively rude then fukk em. But let’s be real, most people who don’t want u aren’t being rude. Their biggest crime is not being attracted to u and not wanting to entertain ur presence. That’s not a “crime” that deserves cosmic existential punishment.
Edit: Is dude parodying the bitterness some dudes carry around from being rejected by a chick in the 3rd grade...? If that’s his punchline then that is kinda funny.
I think I mentioned how odd that thought pattern was for a couple of reasons.
Firstly being, just living life. I can’t imagine staying around the same people, never leaving the same town, never meeting anyone new...to the extent that years later I’m still running into the same people I grew up with.
I also can’t imagine needing someone who wasn’t attracted to me to have a horrible life out of bitterness. That’s nuts.
Now if they were excessively rude then fukk em. But let’s be real, most people who don’t want u aren’t being rude. Their biggest crime is not being attracted to u and not wanting to entertain ur presence. That’s not a “crime” that deserves cosmic existential punishment.
Edit: Is dude parodying the bitterness some dudes carry around from being rejected by a chick in the 3rd grade...? If that’s his punchline then that is kinda funny.
nikkas are such narcissist "I just found out a girl who turned me down when I was 15 was killed let me post a celebratory gif"
People get curved, happens to the best of us sometimes but everybody don't get killed young, people need to learn to grow up. That girl wasn't some supporting character in you world, that's somebody kid and she's gone forever.
I can’t remember a lot of curving in high school
but I remember a quiet/church girl curve me in our 20s, for this blood gang member and ended up being paralyzed when they was sitting in his car in his driveway and someone rolled up on them on a bike and let off.. word had it that he hopped out the car and took off running while she got hit up
I see her today in a wheelchair, but I just wave and keep it movin.. but I see the hurt in her eyes..,
I have no bad feelings, women /people make their own decisions and have to live with the consequences
but I remember a quiet/church girl curve me in our 20s, for this blood gang member and ended up being paralyzed when they was sitting in his car in his driveway and someone rolled up on them on a bike and let off.. word had it that he hopped out the car and took off running while she got hit up
I see her today in a wheelchair, but I just wave and keep it movin.. but I see the hurt in her eyes..,
I have no bad feelings, women /people make their own decisions and have to live with the consequences
i dont agree with the mindset, but you probably dont know what it is like pursuing women. yall can be some real a$$holes, to an unnecessary degree .I can’t remember the title but there is a thread here with guys fantasizing about chicks that curved them having horrible lives.
I think I mentioned how odd that thought pattern was for a couple of reasons.
Firstly being, just living life. I can’t imagine staying around the same people, never leaving the same town, never meeting anyone new...to the extent that years later I’m still running into the same people I grew up with.
I also can’t imagine needing someone who wasn’t attracted to me to have a horrible life out of bitterness. That’s nuts.
Now if they were excessively rude then fukk em. But let’s be real, most people who don’t want u aren’t being rude. Their biggest crime is not being attracted to u and not wanting to entertain ur presence. That’s not a “crime” that deserves cosmic existential punishment.
Edit: Is dude parodying the bitterness some dudes carry around from being rejected by a chick in the 3rd grade...? If that’s his punchline then that is kinda funny.
nikkas who wish and hope for harm on ppl like that are waste. but i dont see an issue with somebody hearing something bad through the grapevine about an old ex, adversary or girl and then feeling a bit of satisfaction. i think its natural
