The GOAT's idea of a healthy breakfast

[eastside313]

Shoulda ate your Wheaties

 

[mastermind]

i don't know if 30% is accurate, but it's actually true. gatorade was engineered to absorb faster than water.

I think I read water has electrolytes in it naturally, but are taken out.

 

[Pesci]

I think I read water has electrolytes in it naturally, but are taken out.

idk i heard it from the gatorade 30 for 30 short

 

[KnickstapeCity]

I remember a single cheeseburger being 39 cents. Lookin at my moms like momma hit me with the and got me a plain hamburger instead. . looked at dad with the face. dad was like

How long ago was this, breh?
And hol' up... Why is your pops hitting you with the face are you sure it wasn't face?

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

shyt's no better today with Sprite using Lebron to still try to market themselves as some sort of sports drink. "Obey your thirst"

Then I heard some Sonic ad talmbout Kevin Durant's signature slushie with nerds candy in it

 

[I.AM.PIFF]

False advertisement, this thread isn't about Kareem...

 

[pickles]

Lol at nikkas trying to clown the GOAT

MJ even had a sandwich at Mcdonalds named after him called the McJordan. :mjdrinking:

Like nikkas still playing are too good to get checks from Mcdonalds

 

[Bernie Madoff]

Lol at nikkas trying to clown the GOAT

MJ even had a sandwich at Mcdonalds named after him called the McJordan. :mjdrinking:

Like nikkas still playing are too good to get checks from Mcdonalds

Kobe used to have a McDonalds deal? Why did they stop it?

 

[labelplant]

im no health nut but dont gatorade have electroylytes that CAN help you certain times. obviously you cant be drinking this all day. thats why you see baseball/basketball drink it during games.

Actually I have a bad stomach and the doctor just told me to drink lots of gatorade

 

[labelplant]

Kobe used to have a McDonalds deal? Why did they stop it?

Cuz he raped some cavebytch, incase this wasn't rhetoric

 

[eastside313]

Actually I have a bad stomach and the doctor just told me to drink lots of gatorade

I was like 18 and went to the doctor one time and he told my moms I needed to drink a gang of pedialyte

My people roasted me all summer