The Googling Symptoms Unappreciation Thread

[The Infamous]

Every time I google any type of symptoms I come to the conclusion I have a major disease/disorder. A few months ago I had some urinary issues and I googled my symptoms. My symptoms matched up with prostate cancer. This had me shook. After some testing, the doctor said I had some inflammation of the prostate which got better after a few weeks.

fukk a Google search. I'm taking my ass to the doctor and leaving it to the medical professionals.

 

[L2014]

Wake up wit a stiff neck n google gon give you aids

 

[I AM WE ARE]

Bruh WebMD will let you know everything ends up in death

Oh you got a headache


It'll be your last

 

[Born2BKing]

I remember in college I raw dogged a chick for the first time. Well a month or so later, my lymph nodes got swollen and I had the flu. I googled that shyt and it was the first symptoms of HIV. I legit thought for like 6 months that I caught HIV but was too afraid to get tested. Finally I did and was

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

I had bad heartburn once and webmd had me thinking I had a minor heart attack

 

[The Infamous]

I had a small bump on my foot. After a Google search, I was sure I had carcinoma (cancer). And it said I have less than a year to live. After doing an ultrasound, the doctor said it was a normal bump.

 

[hatealot]

I bought a cheap Amazon water kettle heater for tea and coffee.
Drinking it for a minute until I was waking up with white film on my tongue.

Google md had me thinking I had thrush. But I'm like I haven't eaten p*ssy in years. Thought I was gonna go down with mouth/throat cancer like Michael Douglas.

FYI don't buy anything cheap from Amazon with metals/plastic when it comes to food products.

 

[Afro]

It's always cancer.

 

[TEH]

Doctors hate when you do this and especially when tell them what’s wrong based on google.

 

[SAINT]

inflammation of the prostate

 

[Born2BKing]

Doctors hate when you do this and especially when tell them what’s wrong based on google.

I had an ex girlfriend who would google symptoms and diagnose herself. Then when doctors said she was wrong, she would just get different opinions because she just knew google was right. bytch thought she had brain cancer because she got vertigo.

 

[P90]

My doctor always mad sarcastic like, “Oh really, tell me what you found on google...”

 

[Sad Bunny]

Thank God I am not dumb enough to do that.

 

[TEH]

I had an ex girlfriend who would google symptoms and diagnose herself. Then when doctors said she was wrong, she would just get different opinions because she just knew google was right. bytch thought she had brain cancer because she got vertigo.

 

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