The "I'm Celibate" ages for women

Lilbeast

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Its always the women from 25-32 that pull that bullshyt I'm celibate card. :francis: bytch you have 18 bodies from college alone. Under 25 and she just wants to have fun:ehh:. Over 32 and she needs "adult time" away from the kids:blessed:. 25-32 be on some "my next relationship is my last". Or "I'm going to be married next year" yea ok. You have fun with that.


I'm a man. 28 and my biological clock doesn't tick:manny:. I'll make babies when it happens naturally. I ain't forcing shyt
 

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29 to 35 yrs old. This where they take that shredded blew the fukk out p*ssy and try to refurbish it by being celibate in hopes of getting the virtuous and worthy stamp on that blown out p*ssy .... they give that blown out ran thru shyt to an unsuspecting nikka who she conned into marriage. That clock ticking so it's time to get into character and act the part to fool nikkas
 

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Don't save'em. Please. :mjlol:

If they're so proud about their sexual "liberation" it would be public record. :francis:

What?

I know to call a spade a spade but if they decide to become celibate then what's the problem? Isn't it better for her to get her act right eventually?
 

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I used to think that women were being dramatic anytime I heard them say that but I fully empathise with them now. Sometimes, you just go through shyt and it kills your desire to have sex. Only difference is I'm a man and if it gets alley-ooped to me, I'd probably indulge :heh:
 

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29 to 35 yrs old. This where they take that shredded blew the fukk out p*ssy and try to refurbish it by being celibate in hopes of getting the virtuous and worthy stamp on that blown out p*ssy .... they give that blown out ran thru shyt to an unsuspecting nikka who she conned into marriage. That clock ticking so it's time to get into character and act the part to fool nikkas
:dwillhuh:

nikka what da HAYULL is wrong with you? All them visceral ass adjectives.
 
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