The King and his Empire: The Official GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers 2018-2019 season thread

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  1. 2Quik4UHoes

    2Quik4UHoes Thank you for everything.... Supporter

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    The Greatest Show on Earth has once again returned to basketball’s main stage.

    First and foremost give thanks and praises to the GOAT franchise in all professional sports, your Boss Angeles Lakers. Give thanks to the top stanbase and it’s GOAT stanchise the LWO.

    After years of brutal tank wars vs the processed sixers, the loss of the one shooting gawd Kobe Bean Bryant, and palace intrigues between a cokehead and his centerfold sister for franchise control. The showdown was decided upon the advice of the one shooting gawd (pbuh) to Jeanie telling her to eliminate cokehead and mitch by any means necessary. The era of white lines and cocktails was ended in exchange for the point gawd Magic Johnson and Rob Pelinka, Kobe’s former agent turned proxy in the Lakers front office.

    Magic and Rob aka Maglinka, set out on the road to replenish the scortched earth left by cokehead with new hope. Snitches and bum nikkaz were traded and replaced with solid signings and superb draft picks. In all this time, stars began to align unnoticed by Laker stans. But with the threat of bum ass george paul taking cap space to live out his fake Kobe dreams the franchise was still in danger.

    Enter the King. Many by now had bore witness to LeBron James and his claim as the new gawd player of his time. Yet for all the prestige of his kingdom, LeBron was a witness to the truly regal nature of GOAT franchise. In a move that has united once warring stanbases, the King’s reign has now been bolstered by joining forces with the GOAT franchise in all professional sports. Two gold standards that has created a perfect storm to help combat the reign of the Warriors. Now rather than bringing excellence to more lowly franchises. He will help to restore it to its rightful place.

    Now with GOAT franchise, LeBron’s title of mere kingship in the NBA has been exceeded. LeBron has now become His Imperial Majesty of all sports. HIM aka Hollywood Bron, with his motley band of rogues, look to pull off one of the greatest upsets in sports history as they plot to eliminate the Warriors and defeat Boston to gain the 17th title in GOAT franchise’s history with the prospects of Kobe’s nephew Kawhi returning home to Boss Angeles to join the Lakers to exact revenge for his dirty injury battling the Warriors years before. Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time in years, the GOAT franchise Boss Angeles Lakers presents.....The Greatest Show on Earth! :blessed:

    The roster:

    Lonzo/Rondo (aka Razor Ramondo) aka the Zondo Bros/Lex ‘ruso
    KCP/Josh the Hitman Hart of the Streetz
    Crandon Ingram(aka B.I. Baracus)/Lance “that Brooklyn bullshyt, we on it!” Stephenson/Sniper Svi
    H.I.M. LeBron James/Killa Kyle Kuzma/Super Cool Beas
    Vale don’t fail McGee/Zuwop/Polo on My Body with the Zack Moritz Swagner

    It’s time for that upset y’all...:handrub::respek:
     
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  2. 10bandz

    10bandz "I will be your loyal simp" - @koven the c00n

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    amazing OP :ohlawd:

    We back :blessed:


    Training camp starts soon :ufdup:
     
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    TYBG Ditty Dum Ditty Doo Supporter

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    Let's get it!! Should be a fun season regardless w all the characters on the team :russ: Looking forward to see if Ingram takes a big leap
     
  4. TheLostOnes

    TheLostOnes Laker for life Supporter

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    We've endured the struggle and waited to get this point and it's all thanks to Magic
    #ThankYouGOAT :wow:
     
  5. 2Quik4UHoes

    2Quik4UHoes Thank you for everything.... Supporter

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    What’s our win total projections? I got 55 wins and the 3rd seed.
     
  6. Long Live The Kane

    Long Live The Kane Tyrant Titan

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    Lakeshow byke as the center of the league, and all is right with the world
     
  7. TheLostOnes

    TheLostOnes Laker for life Supporter

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    Realistically, I have us taking the 4th or 5th seed.
    Some what unrealistically I have being 3rd seed (but that depends on how the chemistry is and if all the players play/mesh with the team by the end of the season
     
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    :blessed:
     
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    Hater Trade Deng :damn:

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    Powerful words breh:wow:

    Dare I say I'm feeling emotional reading this:to:

    GOAT FRANCHISE BYKE:banderas:

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  10. AVXL

    AVXL Now what y'all really know about the Westside?

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    Salute to y'all Laker brehs :salute:

    Gonna be fun seeing meaningful basketball being played in Staples again
     
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    Illeye buckmatic NaS Signed LeBron To #TPC

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    :salute:
     
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    59 wins and the 2nd seed, Brons wins his 5th MVP. Rockets are taking a step back losing Ariza/CP3 being another year older, we could easily beat them in the 2nd round. Great season is in store for us brehs :blessed:
     
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    I have a good feeling about this year. At least 2 of the young core should pop, and if any more than that then we could really be in business. I still think Magic/Pelinka might make another move by the deadline and hopefully a serviceable center like Pau, Tyson Chandler, Robin Lopez, etc gets bought out.
     
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  14. 2Quik4UHoes

    2Quik4UHoes Thank you for everything.... Supporter

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    I’m intrigued to see if Zubac is really ready now. There’s been whispers that he’s looked good in Europe. Maybe this is the year he puts it all together. If not, a big that can help keep Boogie occupied in the rotation would be ideal.
     
  15. IGotMindControlOverD-Bo

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    55-57 wins

    Bron & Ingram make the all star game

    Bron wins MVP

    Maglinka executive of the year

    Win at least 1 playoff series

    We was gone for a minute now we back

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