Cattle Mutilation
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I’ll allow it
The "let's not take this shyt so seriously" AEW news & fukkery thread
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Saysumthinfunnymike
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Saw some people are interested in star ratings now so here they are
Cattle Mutilation
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Full ratings copied from Discord so formatting is weird but it gets the point across
* **Death Riders vs. The Opps**: 3.75
* **Men's Casino Gauntlet**: 4
* **Dustin Rhodes vs. Sammy Guevara vs. Daniel Garcia vs. Kyle Fletcher**: 3
* **Swerve Strickland and Will Ospreay vs. The Young Bucks**: 5.5
* **Women's Casino Gauntlet**: 4
* **The Hurt Syndicate vs. JetSpeed vs. The Patriarchy**: 4
* **Toni Storm vs. Mercedes Moné**: 4.75
* **Kazuchika Okada vs. Kenny Omega**: 4.75
* **"Hangman" Adam Page vs. Jon Moxley**: 5.5
TheAlbionist
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The only silver lining is that at least in Forbidden Door season half of the talent can come from other companies.
Doc Sampson on that Mox vacation schedule.
If they gonna rely heavier on outside talent then they'll have to feature them on Dynamite as much as possible to build interest and get fans familiar with those people. They should also have some of those outsiders in matches on the dynamite in Glasgow or wherever the hell it is, if they can't fit them into FD.
Don't put that evil out thereI just came back watching I don't wanna insta skip a segment once again
You know that mf in Tony's ear right now
TheAlbionist
Superstar
All In's on ITV for free right now here in the UK - they didn't start until 9pm so with ads it's gonna run to nearly 4am
I approve
TheAlbionist
Superstar
They've got a few stories that they can push further up the billing if they need - women's division can carry a lot more load than it currently does too.
Toni/Athena obviously
What Mercedes does next
Willow/Stat needs some resolution
Thekla/Aminata can go as long as they want
Julia/Skye/Thekla spooky shenanigans
Megan/Penelope, TayJay and others all active.
Swerve and Okada both healthy and getting into it.
Syndicate eating.
Cope and Christian finding their way back. FTR heeling with the best.
Darby mountain fresh, Kyle ready for an ascension while Will"s away. Hobbs staying fit and proven main eventer now.
Briscoe is made out of fukking indestructible rubber.
Hechicero, Mortos, Hologram holding down the Lucha side.
Thank God Tony likes collecting toys.
Toni/Athena obviously
What Mercedes does next
Willow/Stat needs some resolution
Thekla/Aminata can go as long as they want
Julia/Skye/Thekla spooky shenanigans
Megan/Penelope, TayJay and others all active.
Swerve and Okada both healthy and getting into it.
Syndicate eating.
Cope and Christian finding their way back. FTR heeling with the best.
Darby mountain fresh, Kyle ready for an ascension while Will"s away. Hobbs staying fit and proven main eventer now.
Briscoe is made out of fukking indestructible rubber.
Hechicero, Mortos, Hologram holding down the Lucha side.
Thank God Tony likes collecting toys.
Aminata seemingly needs a group to help her with Thekla joining Julia & Sky Blue. I just they don't generically pair her with Thunder Rosa and whatever Joshi happens to be around 
Not sure if he'll ever be AEW world champ but anything is possible. Feel like a TNT title run within the next year is possible at minimum.
Looks worse on paper, but most of them have been out for months while AEW has been doing the best shows in 2-3 years.
agreed. But, now guys like Bruv, Takeshyta, Omega, and Joe thats some solid guys that I feel we've been seeing a lot during this last string of shows leading up to All In.
Saysumthinfunnymike
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Joe is still great but he's in a trios and I'd like to see more out of Hobbs moving forward anyway. Omega had already transitioned into an attraction performer. I knew Okada would likely win their match because Omega wasn't going to be defending titles like that.
Ospreay being out sucks especially if he misses the London show but they just got Darby back who was not around for the 'ALL IN' build.
Ospreay being out sucks especially if he misses the London show but they just got Darby back who was not around for the 'ALL IN' build.