The longer her nails, the less clean her ass is.

[Carlton Banks]

Carlton taught you

 

[It's been real]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

This has been a question of mine since I was like 11 years old too

 

[Wiles]

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Mom's put a nikka on game when I was still in the single digits

 

[Carlton Banks]

I ain't even start wiping my ass proper til I was 27. So I know these long nailed thots on some bullshyt.

 

[Nobu]

What if she has a bidet?

 

[EarlyEarly]

I ain't even start wiping my ass proper til I was 27. So I know these long nailed thots on some bullshyt.

Da hell was your reason?

 

[Divinity]

Always wondered how them bytches wiped they ass with them long ass nails. no weird shyt

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

I ain't even start wiping my ass proper til I was 27. So I know these long nailed thots on some bullshyt.

nikka, what!?! Ol dookie booty ass nikka

 

[Mr Rager]

You nikkas

 

[Buckeye Fever]

One of my old girlfriends had a pair of bras knuckles that she had designed so it could hold a good amount of toilet paper.

She'd take a shyt, put on the brass knuckles, place toilet paper on them, ball up her fist and wipe her ass

 

[DJSmooth]

I mean..

 

[Carlton Banks]

Da hell was your reason?

I was watching some video and the dude said you not really wiping ya ass proper unless you use moist wipes or at least wet the toilet paper. He said "if a piece of shyt got on your arm, you wouldn't just wipe it with a dry piece of paper and call it a day, you'd actually wash it off with water and soap" ever since then it became clear.

 

[Bumblebreh]

What if she has a bidet?

Man most thots aint even got health insurance let alone a bidet





If your chick has long fake nails i have some bad news for yall