The makings of a perfect b!tch...

[nawshus]

i cant find her, guess i gotta make her:

1. azz like buffy
2. multi millionaire heiress
3. lips of angalena jolie/ meagen good
4. pawg tim wise
5. dumb like beyonce
6. face of scarlett johnson
7. long curly blonde hair
8. pawg tim wise
9. rocks d!ck like a jamaican
10. cooks spanish food




whats yall nikkas perfect bytch???

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

i cant find her, guess i gotta make her:

1. azz like buffy
2. titties to feed the village
3. lips of angalena jolie/ meagen good
4. freakynees of lil kim
5. dumb like beyonce
6. face of scarlett johnson
7. long hai, thick redbone
8. pawg tim wise
9. stays in the hood like jada
10. humility of renee zellweger




whats yall nikkas perfect bytch???

i'll never understand why guys want their women to be dumb. what's the appeal? is it for control purposes? you don't want 'em to outsmart ya?

 

[QuintessentialBM]

An afro-brasiliera that can cook... Willing to learn English(and I will learn Portuguese)

 

[TRUEST]

i'll never understand why guys want their women to be dumb. what's the appeal? is it for control purposes? you don't want 'em to outsmart ya?

lol. i feel ya. smart women turn me on.

 

[Ohene]

dudes are asking for way too much man
and then theyll complain black women want tupac in a business suit

gimme a good smile
a body that shows she is conscious of her health
sophistication
the ability to hold a good stimulating conversation

and I'm bless. fukk all that celebrity comparison shyt

 

[Just like bruddas]

I guess, if youre into bytches instead of women


I prefer women

 

[Soundbwoy]

Perfect doesnt exist that's why all those top chicks are getting throwed in the bushes , you have to focus on qualities

 

[No_bammer_weed]

whats up with all these bucket head, white women obsessed trolls round here? Is it that serious?

 

[Versa]

First off, the big homies Willstyles and Nudie shut the thread down.

Secondly, sounds like the perfect bytch for a corny uncle tom or white guy to be honest

Lol @ me having kids, building a strong relationship and spending the rest of my life with a woman who is of below average intelligence. Some of you nikkas are so fukking short sighted.

Also threads like these always suck because everyone's interpretation of the "perfect bytch" differs.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

i cant find her, guess i gotta make her:

1. azz like buffy
2. multi millionaire heiress
3. lips of angalena jolie/ meagen good
4. pawg tim wise
5. dumb like beyonce
6. face of scarlett johnson
7. long curly blonde hair
8. pawg tim wise
9. rocks d!ck like a jamaican
10. cooks spanish food




whats yall nikkas perfect bytch???

yo what does that mean im lost

 

[No_bammer_weed]

yo what does that mean im lost

Tim wise is a scholar that goes hard in the paint on white racism --- he white too.

 

[1991]

i need a nice slim white pail korean chick i would eat her ass all day long

 

[craigsagersuit]

Beyonce damn near the definition of a perfect woman

dat beauty

dat brain

dat voice

 

[just my thoughts]

Marge Simpson. Body and all

 

[TheBigBopper]

1.) Mind like Condi Rice
2.) Face like Halle Berry
3.) Skin like Beyonce
4.) Ass like Bria Myles (before she got skinny )
5.) Eyes like Utada Hikaru's
6.) Titties like Kim Kardashian's
7.) Personality like AJ Lee before she turned heel