The moment you knew your relationship was over? (Coli edition)

[Strawberry]

damn....and i thought i had it bad

i found out that my beloved girlfriend whom has been pushing me to buy us a new home and put a ring on her finger and give her a "baby" had SECRETLY gone behind my back and FILED BANKRUPTCY................

My azz was in denial just figuring she had some prior financial issues from her previous relationship she had to clear up not realizing that I with my "good paying job" and startup business was a "COME UP" for her.............

didn't wanna believe shyt till during a trip to visit her brother during graduation...well she been acting funny all month....getting sassy at the mouth, attitudes....not wanting to fukk....well she left her phone on the bed in the upstairs room where we rest at...i NEVER CHECKED HER PHONE..i always trusted her...but something said I GOTTA DO THIS......ANYWAY this byatch was talking mad shyt about me...TEXTING HER HOMEGIRL ...bout how she planned to cut me off during the next family reunion, and that "he is lucky he got money..cause girl i would had been destroyed his world"...

i couldn't believe this shyt...after all i had done...bought this byatch a fukking car.....paid off late bills....was shopping for a engagement ring....wined and dined her...

mane we was suppose to go out to dinner following the graduation..i made up some excuse about having to be called into work.......

she was pissed..she knew it was bullshyt.........we got back to the crib and she made a remark about how pissed she was and that i might need to rent a room or something cause she didnt' feel comfortable with me there..

i said fine took the keys to the CAR which was still in my name and dipped on her monkey azz........

i felt thier was no need for explanation.....she HAD A MOTIVE..and i caught it just in time.........................

thank god i didn't buy that ring nor get her pregnant.............that byatch was looking for that MARRIAGE and CHILD SUPPPORT stimulus package.....

we wouldnt have lasted more than 3 months , and she would have gave me a serious L

FUKK DAT SHYT..............NOW IM HARD ON HOES 2.O!!!!

Damn dude, lucky you found out before you got the house/baby combo

What a fukkin bytch, you dodged a bullet there!

When she took pic of me while I was sleep and posted it on MY IG.

" I don't even take selfies wtf is wrong with you dumb bytch" In all my life I never called none of my girls a dumb bytch . We argue every fukking week. This bytch is sucking the soul out of me

I dunno why but I think this is hilarious

Do you want me to call her and break up with her for you? You can gimme a script if you want. I fukk with acting & improv so I could pull it off.

pop shyt then look for sympathy brehettes

I'm not lookin for sympathy, I'm tellin him and everyone else that encouraging/condoning/wishing/joking or laughing about women (or anyone for that matter) getting abused or beaten is incredibly wack. If you think that shyt is cool, you're completely, totally, definitely 10000000% wack.

@Emperor_ReinScarf @Mook @Poitier

 

[iBrowse]

When I told @Raedawn07 she had a nice avi and she then changed it to a question mark :hawat:

 

[VegasCAC]

I've put this on another thread, but :



When I was in college my second serious girlfriend told me these things every day:

I Love You

I'll never Hurt you

You're special and I want to show you that

Long story short- it turns out that the last two months we were together she was fukkING HER EX. Every single day. She was running game on him too, telling him they were back together. She was telling him the exact same shyt as above, just as convincingly.^ Me and him knew about each other's existence, but she was telling both of us the same story- "he's dating another girl , I haven't talked to him"

3-4 days a week for 2 months him or I were getting sloppy seconds

Same lies told to both of us.

So I eventually caught her when I peeped her phone when I was visiting her at work on her lunch break. Text: "Are you on your lunch break yet babe?" from a dude with the name of her ex. I was like She continued her psychopathic lying trying to deflect, but I had his number from before (another long story)

So she went back to work. And I hit this dude up. I asked "You still dating ____?" He said "Yeah... why?" And I was like "Damn, me too!"

So I'm like "My brother lets meet up"

We met up at a bar across the street, and started chopping it up in there . We start exchanging stories-

Me: "Was she with her sister shopping last Thursday?"

Him: "No dawg she was with me at dinner. Was she tired and had to go to bed at 8pm Friday?"

Me: "Nah dude we went to the club that night"

2 months of these stories

Finally, after a couple shots in I get a great idea- let's go meet her once she gets off work

So we end up waiting outside

She comes out scared shytless once she saw us. She knew it was over.

She just fukking powerwalks to her car and won't talk to either of us as we follow her.

I'm like "C'mon we're all friends! Don't you wanna talk to your boyfriends?

"We've all shared the same vagina its family over here!"

bytch got in her car and booked it.

Haven't seen her since.

 

[MikelArteta]

damn....and i thought i had it bad

i found out that my beloved girlfriend whom has been pushing me to buy us a new home and put a ring on her finger and give her a "baby" had SECRETLY gone behind my back and FILED BANKRUPTCY................

My azz was in denial just figuring she had some prior financial issues from her previous relationship she had to clear up not realizing that I with my "good paying job" and startup business was a "COME UP" for her.............

didn't wanna believe shyt till during a trip to visit her brother during graduation...well she been acting funny all month....getting sassy at the mouth, attitudes....not wanting to fukk....well she left her phone on the bed in the upstairs room where we rest at...i NEVER CHECKED HER PHONE..i always trusted her...but something said I GOTTA DO THIS......ANYWAY this byatch was talking mad shyt about me...TEXTING HER HOMEGIRL ...bout how she planned to cut me off during the next family reunion, and that "he is lucky he got money..cause girl i would had been destroyed his world"...

i couldn't believe this shyt...after all i had done...bought this byatch a fukking car.....paid off late bills....was shopping for a engagement ring....wined and dined her...

mane we was suppose to go out to dinner following the graduation..i made up some excuse about having to be called into work.......

she was pissed..she knew it was bullshyt.........we got back to the crib and she made a remark about how pissed she was and that i might need to rent a room or something cause she didnt' feel comfortable with me there..

i said fine took the keys to the CAR which was still in my name and dipped on her monkey azz........

i felt thier was no need for explanation.....she HAD A MOTIVE..and i caught it just in time.........................

thank god i didn't buy that ring nor get her pregnant.............that byatch was looking for that MARRIAGE and CHILD SUPPPORT stimulus package.....

we wouldnt have lasted more than 3 months , and she would have gave me a serious L

FUKK DAT SHYT..............NOW IM HARD ON HOES 2.O!!!!

if you were renting your spot you'd call references, run a credit report etc.

but folks just blindfully hop in. I mean I understand not everyone will have good credit hell I don't think I do but I ain't filing for bankruptcy or ish

 

[Raava]

One of the final straws...he disappeared when I really needed him. Then tried to act like it was my fault. After everything I had already done for him, was down for him he tried to act like I was selfish. I had already begun the count down to shutting my feelings off and that did it.

He went ghost on NYE. I almost thought it was on purpose cause he knew it was over. I decided next time we talked that was it whether it was in person or not. I wasn't going to show anymore consideration. Happened to be text. He blew my phone up, cried, threatened me, stalked me, tried to scare me. I had no more feeling though. I was done.

 

[Raava]

When I told @Raedawn07 she had a nice avi and she then changed it to a question mark :hawat:

 

[MikelArteta]

Oh, and my most dapped post on the coli ever

to me there is nothing worse than a cheater, mainly because the majority of the time the person they are sleeping with they aren't even using protection.

I was with my girl at the time for a long while and she jeopardize my health, just imagine that dirty dude she was cheating on me with had herpes or hiv or something.

not to mention as well till this day I don't trust any chick completely just like you i got that I'll never hurt you, I hate cheaters, I love you every day crap

 

[MikelArteta]

damn....and i thought i had it bad

meh theres more, she literally tried to destroy every fabric of my life but life lssons
only God's grace I made it out alive

 

[iBrowse]

:totheeastside:

See what I mean

 

[VegasCAC]

to me there is nothing worse than a cheater, mainly because the majority of the time the person they are sleeping with they aren't even using protection.

I was with my girl at the time for a long while and she jeopardize my health, just imagine that dirty dude she was cheating on me with had herpes or hiv or something.

not to mention as well till this day I don't trust any chick completely just like you i got that I'll never hurt you, I hate cheaters, I love you every day crap

Yeah if the other breh had something I would've got something for sure. Both of us were going raw, often within hours of each other.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

My ex couldn't visit my family with me on thanksgiving or Christmas because she wanted to cook for her friends on both holidays. her friends not relatives. but months later she wanted me to apologize to her brother; he was but hurt because I didn't want to hang out with him. (he was c00n).

At the time I was getting up at 5am, driving from catonsville md to towson so I could take her to work in downtown bemore. Because I didn't want her waiting for the train in the cold, only so she could hit me with the "im cutting off sex because I dont feel chased anymore". We were not in a good place.

So as im talking to her brother, all I can think of is the disappointment in my grandmother's voice when I told her mx ex wasn't comming to either dinner. I could not bring my self to apologize. At that point I felt like I had compromised my integrity by just talking to this dude. She didn't value my family but I had to value her's. Nah. This showed me how selfish she was and I knew there was no future with her.

I left her about a week later.

Loving the avi and username.
The Black Batman.

 

[Rawtid]

You kind of do give me psychopath vibes.

I think that's why I love him so

 

[MikelArteta]

Yeah if the other breh had something I would've got something for sure. Both of us were going raw, often within hours of each other.

yup

inserts coli jargon
if you had the taoist thrust
if you had status and certs
if you had a good mouth piece

 

[VegasCAC]

yup

inserts coli jargon
if you had the taoist thrust
if you had status and certs
if you had a good mouth piece

It's all emotional breh.

What's funny is that I think in her own twisted, psychopathic way she really did love me. She just loved him too

 

[Nomadum]

The moment I knew one of my relationships were over was when she came home crying and smelling like the trojan man



(No lie)