The moment you knew your relationship was over? (Coli edition)

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Why are you so obsessed with telling the Coli about that time you got chlamydia? I've seen you mention it like 5 times already and I've only been posting on here like 5-6 months...

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:rudy:

Considering the vast majority of your posts consist of personal stories hooking up & fukking random Jamaican men you should be the last person to criticize someone & claim that they're "obsessed"!
 

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:mjlol: I can laugh about it now but when it happened i was scared shytless.
I came home from work one day, I don't usually eat late so after getting ready for bed he comes in the room and ask if I'm hungry, I'm like nah I'm good I'm good. For some reason he kept insisting that I eat, I turned him down every time but he brings the food in the room anyway. After it being on the counter for a lil bit the smell finally starts getting to me and I decide to eat.
Later that night I wake up with the worst stomach pain I ever had.
I run to the bathroom and am violently sick. Like literally hurling my guts out (amongst other things:sadcam:) for a good 30 mins.
He never wakes up to see if I'm okay. When I'm done, I wash myself off and fall into bed. He tries to cuddle with me and I push him away cause I'm not in the mood. Now nothing even popped in my head that he might have put something in my food. Finally after seeing that I'm not in the mood to deal with him all over me, he pushes me away and says something to the effect "you act like I caused you to be sick, like I put something in your food" :ohhh:
I don't say shyt, but I don't sleep for the rest of the night. When morning comes and he leaves for work I call my niece to help me get my stuff in case he comes back and gtfo of there.
Our relationship was on its last leg. He could tell that I was gonna leave him and had actually tried before my family home mysteriously caught on fire which is how I ended up living with him in the first place.
I can't even begin to tell y'all how crazy I found out this guy was after I left.
He was the nicest person, everyone knew him, got along with my family and everything. :francis:


He could have made the food and was insecure and embarrassed about it while you were paranoid.

Nvm read about the phone call.
 
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:rudy:

Considering the vast majority of your posts consist of personal stories hooking up & fukking random Jamaican men you should be the last person to criticize someone & claim that they're "obsessed"!
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:rudy:

Considering the vast majority of your posts consist of personal stories hooking up & fukking random Jamaican men you should be the last person to criticize someone & claim that they're "obsessed"!

Makes sense. Seems like this chick has hive guilt and probably gave dudes std's. I enjoyed hearing the dudes' story in it's entirety, only insecurity would have you nitpick like that. The std was a part of the story.
 
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What I took from this is he suspected the child wasn't his from one of your "off periods."

actually this daughter was our "make up baby" we had been seperated. got back together
i got pregnant a few months later. I can see where you might think that and it would probably be
reasonable for most people to have doubts. He didnt really think that, he was just showing his ass as usual
lol. Like i said I didnt have anything to hide or fear. Usually when you go to the Health Department its everyone seperate.
they take pictures of each person as they take the test. etc. We [me him and baby] rode together and let them save film by
taking the pic of the 3 of us together :russ:

like i said we had just come back from a family reunion-HIS family not mine. My younger child looks exactly like my older child so much so that the little one would see baby pics of her sister and think it was her. on top of that my kids both look exactly like him and his family. I could be some random lady standing with the 3 of them.

if he really thought that the baby wasnt his or might not be his why play happy family? why not move out? why not stop screwing?
why not change anything in the house? You know why?
cause he didnt believe that shyt for a minute.
he was just talking to hear himself talk.

like i said that was just the final thing. It wasnt the reason I finally cut the cord. As a matter of fact at the time i offered him a test on our older child too. again. I didnt have any doubts so no biggie to me.
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Fantasy.
He could have made the food and was insecure and embarrassed about it while you were paranoid.

Nvm read about the phone call.
:comeon: If it was food that he cooked it would have never went near my mouth.
It was food i had made earlier in the day before i left for work.
 

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Wen p*ssy that soaked the bed was northern California dry. And we went from going reliably raw..... to condoms :why:

When she didn't have the heart to break up with me, so she just got real passive aggressive and nasty, to make breaking up my idea

bytch was crafty as fukk :ohhh: We still had our fun though, wouldn't take it back. Though if I had known it would end like that I should have corked her roommates when I had the chance :pacspit:
 

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Met her in high school and knew I needed her right away, saw her walk into class and it was like slow motion. We started dating a few months later and the relationship was going on 6 yrs but a good portion of it was long distance cause we went to different colleges but we were able to make it work.

When I moved home she was still in school in DC and was getting really busy. Things started to get rocky during the last year and we were taking a break and giving ourselves space. The downward spiral starts here.:mjcry:..one night she hangs out with a friend and her sister, later the sister falls asleep and it's just them too still awake, one thing leads to another and they kiss (the girl was a lesbian but had a bf as a front). Few days later we meet to go to the movies and she tells me what happened, although it wasn't a guy I was still little pissed/confused but I tried to play it off like "word she down for a threesome :shaq:" She stopped talking to the chick after that and I thought things were getting back on track:jawalrus:.
We went out to dinner for my birthday and she suggested we stop by this party, I wasn't about it but said alright. Well of course the chick shows up, they don't talk but the look on my girls face when she saw her said it all. To make things worse we get home and she wouldn't let me smash, on my damn birthday :mindblown:(knew it was over here).She goes ghost the next week after, and when she finally hits me back we meet up and she tells me she's been hanging with the chick and wants to break up :sadbron:they started dating and end up getting married a year later brehs :wow::mjcry:
:mjcry: Losing your chick to a chick :sadbron:
 
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