Quick Preface- fukk the Patriots and pretty much every NFL team not named the Philadelphia Eagles
1. Be a Winner- The Patriots make the playoffs every year because they are a professional organization. Their minds are always on the goal (reaching the Super Bowl) and they don't let their attention be diverted by trivial occurences. Not all men are blessed with movie star good looks (no homo), but anyone that knows anything about women knows you don't have to be to get female attention. Work on yourself, professionally, physically, mentally. If you're under the age of 35 you definitely have a window of opportunity professionally to do better. Never be satisfied with the mediocre, it's not just about money, put your mind on being the best you can possibly be at whatever position you work at and the money will come. Have the same mentality for your physical, eat right, work out, stay in shape for the benfits of staying in shape and not just for the aestethics. Have time to yourself, work on your mental, know what YOU like and never ever compromise yourself because if you don't have respect for you then no one else will. Remember, you are doing this for YOURSELF, make yourself better and the women will come, but keep in mind they are not the ultimate goal here, MAKING YOURSELF BETTER is the ultimate goal. What player in the NFL wouldn't want to play for the Patriots?
2. Recruit like a Patriot. Anyone that joins the Patriots organization conforms rather than the opposite. There is no room for showboating (Ochocinco) or conduct unbecoming of a Patriot. Know that not all women are wifey material, if you find them attractive and you wanna smash then that's fine, but they are the PRACTICE SQUAD. Always let it be known to those Practice squad players that they are VERY easily disposable. Tolerate nothing from the Practice squad, you have options, any slight mishap should get them cut without a chance at protest. Though the starters are to be treated with a little more tolerance, they must also know that you have options. Don't be disrespectful or mean, always be a gentleman, but let it be known that you are the one in control. There should never be a need for you to have to raise your voice at a woman much less put your hands on one, if you see that a member of your starting squad is getting out of control warn her once and let her know that misbehavior will not be tolerated. If you have already made it clear and she continues with the behavior, cut her from the squad immediately. Those that get cut from the starting squad are never to go to the practice squad, once you are done with one then they are off the roster completely. The Tom Bradys and Wes Welkers (potential marriage material) are to given a little more reprieve, you don't want to lose out on a good woman because of something trivial. But always let it be known that you are to be respected, a man without respect in a relationship has nothing. You see how Tom Brady's offensive coordinators/coaches are unafraid to yell at him if he fukks up? Always be the same way, even with your wifey. Don't disrespect her or be nasty, but let it be known that if she steps out of line you will not hesitate to put her back on the straight and narrow. Yes she is special to you, but not special enough to tolerate useless bullshyt. Even when/if your superstar decides to leave, there are literally millions of options out there, you'll find someone else
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1. Be a Winner- The Patriots make the playoffs every year because they are a professional organization. Their minds are always on the goal (reaching the Super Bowl) and they don't let their attention be diverted by trivial occurences. Not all men are blessed with movie star good looks (no homo), but anyone that knows anything about women knows you don't have to be to get female attention. Work on yourself, professionally, physically, mentally. If you're under the age of 35 you definitely have a window of opportunity professionally to do better. Never be satisfied with the mediocre, it's not just about money, put your mind on being the best you can possibly be at whatever position you work at and the money will come. Have the same mentality for your physical, eat right, work out, stay in shape for the benfits of staying in shape and not just for the aestethics. Have time to yourself, work on your mental, know what YOU like and never ever compromise yourself because if you don't have respect for you then no one else will. Remember, you are doing this for YOURSELF, make yourself better and the women will come, but keep in mind they are not the ultimate goal here, MAKING YOURSELF BETTER is the ultimate goal. What player in the NFL wouldn't want to play for the Patriots?
2. Recruit like a Patriot. Anyone that joins the Patriots organization conforms rather than the opposite. There is no room for showboating (Ochocinco) or conduct unbecoming of a Patriot. Know that not all women are wifey material, if you find them attractive and you wanna smash then that's fine, but they are the PRACTICE SQUAD. Always let it be known to those Practice squad players that they are VERY easily disposable. Tolerate nothing from the Practice squad, you have options, any slight mishap should get them cut without a chance at protest. Though the starters are to be treated with a little more tolerance, they must also know that you have options. Don't be disrespectful or mean, always be a gentleman, but let it be known that you are the one in control. There should never be a need for you to have to raise your voice at a woman much less put your hands on one, if you see that a member of your starting squad is getting out of control warn her once and let her know that misbehavior will not be tolerated. If you have already made it clear and she continues with the behavior, cut her from the squad immediately. Those that get cut from the starting squad are never to go to the practice squad, once you are done with one then they are off the roster completely. The Tom Bradys and Wes Welkers (potential marriage material) are to given a little more reprieve, you don't want to lose out on a good woman because of something trivial. But always let it be known that you are to be respected, a man without respect in a relationship has nothing. You see how Tom Brady's offensive coordinators/coaches are unafraid to yell at him if he fukks up? Always be the same way, even with your wifey. Don't disrespect her or be nasty, but let it be known that if she steps out of line you will not hesitate to put her back on the straight and narrow. Yes she is special to you, but not special enough to tolerate useless bullshyt. Even when/if your superstar decides to leave, there are literally millions of options out there, you'll find someone else
In before the super cool posters who browse message boards but hate reading