"Listen pal, I heard one of our competitors has been getting all of the big name celebrities, so we're gonna have to do something tremendous for Wrestlemania this year. Get that teen sensation that all the kids are talking about. You know the one i'm talking about...."
"Tom Holland?"
"Corey Haim!"
"Vince, Corey Haim has been dead for nearly a decade. And he was a middle aged man."
"Then go and get me Jonathan Taylor Thomas, god damn it!"