The O.C.D. Confessional

[A.V.]

Come in here and share your woes, brehs.

Pain shared is pain lessened.



I turn every dollar bill in my wallet to face the same way and can NOT proceed to carry cash in pocket or wallet, unless the big bills are in the back (outside) and the ones are in the front (inside).



All of my music in my phone is ordered alphabetically. If there's a featured artist, it's only mentioned in the song title, not in the artist category. Even if it's a collab with no "main" artist to defer to. For example: " '96 Recreation (Feat. Cappadonna & Ol' Dirty b*stard)" ... The "(Feat.)" must be typed exactly like that, no lowercase letters. I've spent almost entire days organizing my downloaded music files/tags. If it's not done my way, it's like it's dirty.



I clean my sneakers (lightly, nothing too harsh or abrasive) every time I return home, before putting them away.



Manscaping Bishes love it



Volume on the TV must be left on multiples of 5, or an even number. During a game, if I crank it up, I can't just leave it on "33" or "17" or no shyt like that. I do this shyt without even noticing it sometimes.



If I go to clean ONE part of my room or house, I usually end up cleaning EVERYTHING. This results in organization and general cleanliness but I just can't stop sometimes.





Help me.
















































































Actually, don't.

 

[A.V.]

 

[re'up]

Yeah that sounds kinda problematic man...I am not OCD, I am more neurotic, I have to make my bed, do my exercises, before I leave the house...and probably some more odd type of hang ups..I'm more the type to worry about what the waitress thinks about me, the way I interact with people, avoiding salespeople in clothes stores, how to text a girl back..

I worked in an office for a guy who was ocd, diagnosed, and it was pretty fukking odd, dude would find the smallest little thing, like the staples aren't facing the same way or some shyt, i would dread when he came into my office area.

 

[A.V.]

Yeah that sounds kinda problematic man...I am not OCD, I am more neurotic, I have to make my bed, do my exercises, before I leave the house...and probably some more odd type of hang ups..I'm more the type to worry about what the waitress thinks about me, the way I interact with people, avoiding salespeople in clothes stores, how to text a girl back..

I worked in an office for a guy who was odd, diagnosed, and it was pretty fukking odd, dude would find the smallest little thing, like the staples aren't facing the same way or some shyt, i would dread when he came into my office area.

Yeah, I ain't THAT bad. And it's not with everything, just the things I take interest in. Working out for example. I MUST do at least 4-6 sets of at LEAST 8-12 exercises before I can allow myself to leave the gym.

Making my bed before I leave the crib is another one. It's just a whole different feeling coming home to that neat, tight, freshly made bed

fukk man.

 

[The Antagonist]

I do that shyt with music too. I'm not completely anal about it, but I try to have most of my albums cleaned up like that. Featured artists have to be in the song title for sure because if not you'll have the same artist listed in your iTunes 9 times in a row. I like having the featured artists in parentheses, but its not a necessity