I remember when you Jamaican homegirl was fukking with this one nikka. I coulda f*cked her but speared the V because I didn't think it was healthy for our friendship and I kinda thought she was crazy. But he was a local nikka, pretty boy ass nikka who was cool with me. So homie fukking this other chick on the side who fukking this other nikka as her main. But she wasn't that attractive. This pretty boy nikka wasn't gonna date that hoodrat, she just ain't worth it but she didn't share that same mentally. I guess the chick he was fukking on the side liked him more than just "friends". Anyway, she found out about his main and freaked out. She came one day, hit the nikka car and took off. I knew something was wrong because that shyt happened right outside my townhouse. Had a nikka like 
My roommate goes to her house to get that nikka. He tells him to call the police. I was like, yo, you better call 50 and shyt, people don't randomly hit a MF car and take the f**k off. Then this PAWG comes who lives in the hood. She's cool, I chilled with her a couple times no smash
. She's like, I seen the whole thing, the driver meant to hit your car. Then I am realizing why he don't want to call 5-0. I ask, "my man, do you have insurance?" He's like 
naw. I knew right then he is making a mistake but I know he needs to call 5-0. I tell him man, I don't want to see you on nobody t-shirt, please watch yourself. He's like, I am good bro, I just can't believe it. My roommate is talking a storm like the Tyler Perry ass nikka he is.
Two months pass, I ain't seen him or his car in over a month. I am like, he must have broke up with homegirl. I talk to my roommate.
"Hey, where old boy, Sim... boyfriend"
Him... "
Oh you didn't know, that nikka dead"
Me:
What happened?
Him: Well, remember when his car was hit?
Me: Yeah!
Him: That was the girl he was fukking?
Me:
Him: He was sleeping with her while sleeping with Simone
Me:
Him: Well she found out about Simone, told him, he said Simone and him official and he's done with her and she went crazy. That was why she hit his car.
Me: So she acted alone?
Him: Naw, she had her nikka with her.
Me:
WTF?
Him: Yeah, she told him he raped her and shyt.
Me: And he believed her.
Him: Yep
Me: So how did he get killed again?
Him: So after she did that, she had her man hyped that she was raped and that he needed to take care of the problem if he loved her and he was this
nikka and never had no one before.
Me: Been there, done that. I had a bytch try to put hit on me. That shyt had changed my mindset about the mind of a crazy women (Didn't learn my lesson I am afraid to say.)
Him: So her and her bf go to this nikka momma house causing drama. This bf nikka come up to the nikka, "you raped my girl dawg?"
and he's like "Naw man, I ain't raping nobody." "She's like, he raped me and you are going to believe his lies!" The nikka pulled out the biscuit
Their both doing life in prison but that nikka gone.
My roommate goes to her house to get that nikka. He tells him to call the police. I was like, yo, you better call 50 and shyt, people don't randomly hit a MF car and take the f**k off. Then this PAWG comes who lives in the hood. She's cool, I chilled with her a couple times no smash
. She's like, I seen the whole thing, the driver meant to hit your car. Then I am realizing why he don't want to call 5-0. I ask, "my man, do you have insurance?" He's like naw. I knew right then he is making a mistake but I know he needs to call 5-0. I tell him man, I don't want to see you on nobody t-shirt, please watch yourself. He's like, I am good bro, I just can't believe it. My roommate is talking a storm like the Tyler Perry ass nikka he is.Two months pass, I ain't seen him or his car in over a month. I am like, he must have broke up with homegirl. I talk to my roommate.
"Hey, where old boy, Sim... boyfriend"
Him... "
Oh you didn't know, that nikka dead"Me:
What happened?Him: Well, remember when his car was hit?
Me: Yeah!
Him: That was the girl he was fukking?
Me:
Him: He was sleeping with her while sleeping with Simone
Me:
Him: Well she found out about Simone, told him, he said Simone and him official and he's done with her and she went crazy. That was why she hit his car.
Me: So she acted alone?
Him: Naw, she had her nikka with her.
Me:
WTF?Him: Yeah, she told him he raped her and shyt.
Me: And he believed her.
Him: Yep
Me: So how did he get killed again?
Him: So after she did that, she had her man hyped that she was raped and that he needed to take care of the problem if he loved her and he was this
nikka and never had no one before.Me: Been there, done that. I had a bytch try to put hit on me. That shyt had changed my mindset about the mind of a crazy women (Didn't learn my lesson I am afraid to say.)
Him: So her and her bf go to this nikka momma house causing drama. This bf nikka come up to the nikka, "you raped my girl dawg?"
and he's like "Naw man, I ain't raping nobody." "She's like, he raped me and you are going to believe his lies!" The nikka pulled out the biscuit
Their both doing life in prison but that nikka gone.
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I don't know should I tell a story or nah
I was like ole shyt, its about to go down...... then i was like i aint got no condoms
shidddddd, I was worried. I was like Hol'up for a second. I went to ask my boy for some condoms and he said he ain't had any. Then it came to me, I had a black plastic bag in my coat pocket from the LQ bottle earler
all that swooshing and crunchy. I probably was in for about 10mins until i told her we need to stop. 
you fukked her with a black plastic bag.
can you keep this between us please
he about to marry her next year
I was so happy to move out of there. 
