at my office xmas party right now...took a break and came back to my office....i know damn straight i do'nt wanna fukk this coworker but the henny in my system and bytch lookin kinda right....got her ass grindin on my dikk in the middle of the dance floor.....i'm afraid what Monday will look liek tho....

about an office party i went to years ago. it was at my bosses upscale house. i got wayyy too fukked up. i was in the middle of a conversation with my boss when i reached in my pocket and pulled out a norco and popped it right in front of him 


glad I wasn't the only one. Killed a fifth of tequila and end up in the hot tub in my underwear with the office secretary. Smarter minds prevailed tho
There's like two broads on my floor that have claimed me as their "work husband", and I know how they get with some liquor in them. The company knows what's up, too... Got a block of rooms set aside, so n1ggas already scheming... I'm good tho, got my man's bachelor party in a few minutes, much rather turn up with with my n1ggas than get caught up in some never ending drama with the office females.