the OFFICIAL "ask Baron X" to grade your favorite songs lyrical stature thread.....

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get your ass in here and grade this song




[Necro]
I lounge gettin blown by PJ sparks at key west
I need breast like Sahara needs a HIV test
I'll hit that p*ssy up with a nasty attack
Get on your knees like your looking for that last piece of crack
Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy
Or serenity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity
I'm paying a good buck
So slut, you better fukk as good as you look and suck as good as you fukk
When it comes to this porn shyt you know who the master is
bytch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
Sex in the ninteys without a rubber? Yo! thats dead
I like skinny bytches but Debbie Diamond looks like a crackhead
Porn is infested with obscene woman
Vanessa Del Rio word is bond looks like a she male version of Gene Simmons
I'll fukk you in your shytter
Through your panties, you'll be making mad noises
Dressed up fancy shmancy, screaming out like a banshee

Inside a basement somewhere close to Delancy
Where the corner is infested with hookers that look like Brandy
When it comes to this porn shyt yo! nothing's new to me
So yo! Dion tell them what you fukking do for me


[Dion Warwick Sample]
**"Baby, Baby I'll get down on my knee's for you, if you...."
*Scratching* "Get on your knees"
*Scratching* "Get On Your Knees"** (repeat 4X)
"Begin to Blow"

[Necro]
I'mma hit you with shots of cum
Kelly LeBrock didn't know how to suck cock
But teaching her was lots of fun
Protein eruptions filmed on porno productions
Abductions of sluts that dont know how to suck dikk, here's instructions
Put your head down between my legs
And learn the craft, of how to lick and suck
First the head then my entire shaft
I have diplomacy in sodomising Ona Zee
I'm know to be, quick to fukk madams like Buck Adams
Juggle my lizard tounge in your snatch
Lickin Lana Sams t*ts be like
Licking a cutting board with two points attached
Believe me I've tried it often
My schlong almost put Nina Heartly up in a coffin
My cock ain't never soft
It stays solid twenty for seven bom'
Ever since I fukked Medusa clit that snake pit turned my shyt to stone
Riz Tony ebony needs twat, be raunchy
Put a biscuit to Ginger Lynn head and forced back in the porn, G
Traci Lords don't think you're excused, from getting further abused
Cause your torpedo shaped t*ts be jewels
You can't handle it, why is your slut bugging?
Don't she know she's in for intense fukking
Sucking and butt plugging
When it comes to this porn shyt yo! Nothing new to me
So yo! Dion tell them what you fukking do for me
 

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tell him to grade this

HA Got em, again


callmemayb14 : sup?
rhymeking - who is this? is this a joke again?
callmemayb14: no silly im sorry my brother took the computer from me last time im sorry
rhymeking- its ok
callmemayb14 - soooo..... lets talk about rhymes and schemes lol
rhymeking - ok give me your number so we can exchange pictures
callmemayb14 - ok lol, but first break down some eminem pls
rhymeking - you in arlington? my dad has alot of condoms i can borrow
callmemayb14 - wow, you sound like you like me awwww
rhymeking - ill put a sock in my basement door so my dad wont bother us
callmemayb14 - ok. how big are you?
rhymeing - promise you wont tell
callmemayb14 - of course
therhymeking - about 3 but i think its because i drink alot of dr pepper
callmemayb14 - its ok, as long as its fun right?
rhymeking - are you really 14?
callmemayb14 - 14 and a half
rhymeking - my weiner will look so big for a 14 year old
callmemayb14 - SIKE, YOU FUKK BOI, THIS YODA FROM THE COLI, IM AH EXPOSE YOU FOR THE CREEP U IS!!! IDIOT !! HA , GOT EM
rhymeking - i was just playing too,lol i knew you werent girl
callmemayb14 - suck a dykk pedo

BARS
 

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tell him to grade this

HA Got em, again


callmemayb14 : sup?
rhymeking - who is this? is this a joke again?
callmemayb14: no silly im sorry my brother took the computer from me last time im sorry
rhymeking- its ok
callmemayb14 - soooo..... lets talk about rhymes and schemes lol
rhymeking - ok give me your number so we can exchange pictures
callmemayb14 - ok lol, but first break down some eminem pls
rhymeking - you in arlington? my dad has alot of condoms i can borrow
callmemayb14 - wow, you sound like you like me awwww
rhymeking - ill put a sock in my basement door so my dad wont bother us
callmemayb14 - ok. how big are you?
rhymeing - promise you wont tell
callmemayb14 - of course
therhymeking - about 3 but i think its because i drink alot of dr pepper
callmemayb14 - its ok, as long as its fun right?
rhymeking - are you really 14?
callmemayb14 - 14 and a half
rhymeking - my weiner will look so big for a 14 year old
callmemayb14 - SIKE, YOU FUKK BOI, THIS YODA FROM THE COLI, IM AH EXPOSE YOU FOR THE CREEP U IS!!! IDIOT !! HA , GOT EM
rhymeking - i was just playing too,lol i knew you werent girl
callmemayb14 - suck a dykk pedo

BARS
This happened again? :what:
 

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Vulva Abuse, profuse no use, seduce, produce loose p*ssy goose, bubble deuce, spruce spruce backyard boogie with the loose tooth, comin like a moose

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