Essential The Official Battle Rap Random Thoughts Thread (URL, KOTD, UW etc...)

[Walt]

Yo, brehs, I was heading to watch the World Cup today, sporting my patriotic 4th of July picnic cloth shirt, and it hit me... I need to launch a kickstarter campaign to fund my URL debut.



So today I'll be battling random people on the street, in bars, in supermarkets.... Wherever, anybody can get it.

A preview:


More to come...

 

[FreshAIG]

I just watched Qleen vs. Rosenberg Raw today. Qleen is in my personal top 5 when he's on his A game.

Qleen is dope when he's focused. That drag queen line against Tay Roc is legendary. So is the "bytch stop watching Smack"

 

[Walt]

Qleen is dope when he's focused. That drag queen line against Tay Roc is legendary. So is the "bytch stop watching Smack"

Yep, that joint about watching Smack is phenomenal.

 

[T-K-G]

What happened to Bill Collector? Is he still alive, retired?

i highly doubt dude will ever be able to battle again even if he gets out of jail soon

how the hell you get yo ass WHOOPED by a nikka LITTLE brother

and that to the fact that i've never seen a nikka head that damn swole after gettin JUST hands put on him

Qleen is dope when he's focused. That drag queen line against Tay Roc is legendary. So is the "bytch stop watching Smack"

Yep, that joint about watching Smack is phenomenal.

hands down the best "Smack/URL/anti-cac" bar i've heard

Now before I stop, I gotta make a comment on where somebody made a comment at

Cuz over in this bytch we separate the Crocs from Cats

So if you you don't like hearing about glocks and macs, nikkas cocking straps
or how we on the block wit crack rocks and packs

bytch STOP WATCHING SMACK

that nikkas flow is so unorthodox

 

[Momentum]

Roc and DNA....

I'm done trying to tell them why these names keep getting booked.

I'm just here for the fukkery now :thiscac:

 

[T-K-G]

Yo, brehs, I was heading to watch the World Cup today, sporting my patriotic 4th of July picnic cloth shirt, and it hit me... I need to launch a kickstarter campaign to fund my URL debut.



So today I'll be battling random people on the street, in bars, in supermarkets.... Wherever, anybody can get it.

A preview:


More to come...

gtfoh Walter, i wanna see you battle one of those ivy league cacs you be with sometimes

 

[Cool Dr. Money]

Any updates on the black ice eulogy card

 

[Ronnie Lott]

DNA must be a shareholder with the smack/URL brand to keep getting these big stage battles. Why couldn't we get hitman vs Tay Roc or surf vs roc?

 

[Walt]

gtfoh Walter, i wanna see you battle one of those ivy league cacs you be with sometimes

Yo, no joke, I barred the barista to death off the top. She asked me to delete the footage though. I zoomed in on her tip jar and was like for them bread crumbs, I'll empty the clip in a turkey - stove top stuffin/you not gonna make my mocha latte? Ho stop bluffin/[zooms in on wack pastry selection] and for $2.75, fukk outta here, you can hold that muffin!

The fukked up thing is I'm not even joking. She had a puzzled look on her face and then she got nervous. It's aight though, I'm going to wait until people are drunk during the World Cup match and try to get more footage. Grown man bars at a grown man bar: something they gotta deal with.

 

[Walt]

DNA must be a shareholder with the smack/URL brand to keep getting these big stage battles. Why couldn't we get hitman vs Tay Roc or surf vs roc?

Only possible explanation.

 

[T-K-G]

Yo, no joke, I barred the barista to death off the top. She asked me to delete the footage though. I zoomed in on her tip jar and was like for them bread crumbs, I'll empty the clip in a turkey - stove top stuffin/you not gonna make my mocha latte? Ho stop bluffin/[zooms in on wack pastry selection] and for $2.75, fukk outta here, you can hold that muffin!

The fukked up thing is I'm not even joking. She had a puzzled look on her face and then she got nervous. It's aight though, I'm going to wait until people are drunk during the World Cup match and try to get more footage. Grown man bars at a grown man bar: something they gotta deal with.

YOOOOO WAT :hovlaff::hovlaff::hovlaff::hovlaff::hovlaff: you shoulda kept that footy breh

you shoulda pulled a hitman "i need wawta" *takes long swig of aquafina* and proceed to bar her life away

 

[ineedsleep212]

Black Ice Cartel The Eulogy card (happening now btw) got 12 battles on it?!?!??!!!!

 

[T-K-G]

Black Ice Cartel The Eulogy card (happening now btw) got 12 battles on it?!?!??!!!!

link to live updates

 

[Walt]

YOOOOO WAT :hovlaff::hovlaff::hovlaff::hovlaff::hovlaff: you shoulda kept that footy breh

you shoulda pulled a hitman "i need wawta" *takes long swig of aquafina* and proceed to bar her life away

It's really about to be on, fam.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtube_gdata_player&v=cQXKIc4Mwik

 

[ineedsleep212]

link to live updates

Can't find a Damn thing. I just know cuz of their Twitter. I don't think any of the noteworthy names have battled yet though. Ya boy Qleen facing Arsonal.