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Welcome Brehs and Brehhetes to the FIRST annual "Coli Discord" Awards show
Shouts out to @charmander and @Prima Donna
For today I will be your host Dj Bhaled
lettuce begin shall we?
Today we will be giving awards to some of the most memorable posters in the Coli Discord
If you were looking for a happy thread then well.. nikka you came to the wrong thread because today we going to let the fukkery commence
Our first award is titled " Most likely to lie about meeting a coli brehhete"
This award is awarded To the somali PRYNCE himself, as of just recent as this week our fellow coli breh lied about meeting Cinnaslim at a dmv meetup 2 years ago his most memorable quotes of the year are " I only met her on tinychat we never met up" and we can't forget " these nikkas plotting on my downfall" and my personal favorite " my choppa hates nikkas" congrats kiddo you earned your trophy
Now our next award goes to " most likely to tie their neck to the ceiling fan"
This award goes to the canuck himself B-mint. After getting into it with many posters in the discord specifically charmander and cinna our fellow canadian breh posted a picture of himself hanging via a ribbon from a ceiling fan. Currently the breh is losing his damn mind in the bushes but we will keep him in our prayers. Congrats to B-mint you have earned your trophy breh
things are heating up now we are getting through the midpoint of the show hope ya'll are ready for MORE fukkery
the third award for todays show is kind of a suicide attempt but for the sakes of keeping it a 100 i will be going at myself "most likely to lie about quitting discord or coli" also i'm in the running for "most likely to get played by a tumblr brehhetes in front of your coli brehs. Yes brehs i have had a various amount of melt downs on discord so many so you can ask fellow discord poster ya boy dj bhaled be losing his damn mind i have tried to quit the discord shyt but the fukkery always welcomes me back. as far as the second award a tumblr brehhete that was invited to the server by prima donna aired the choppa out on ya boy revealing my simping ways and essentially choosed up on the breh prynce on mic in front of everybody. What a time breh s
most memorable quotes "just take ya elle breh"
i wanted to say thanks to all the coli fam I will keep up my simp reputation for the brehs and brehhetes god bless you all and before i end my speech we bykeeeee!
Our final best moment of discord today is emphatically the most altering event in coli discord history the Meghan and Chubbs beef. This award is what i would like to call " the most likely to shyt on a nikka chest, but still curve nikkas with the quickness" award
Meghan is a tumblr brehhete also invited by prima donna and as soon as she touched down our fellow coli breh Chubbs was in them dms like clock work
rumors have it that because he got curved he kicked her from the server multiple times, and eventually leading to him dropping a dikk pic and all the users of the room leaving to create another server. But these are just rumors congratulations Meghan you have earned this trophy for your powerful curving. Most memorable quotes " i shyt on 2 of my ex boyfriends chest"
Alright brehs we have reached the end of the First annual coli discord AWARDS show i been ya host dj bhaled and we out
Shouts out to @charmander and @Prima Donna
For today I will be your host Dj Bhaled
lettuce begin shall we?Today we will be giving awards to some of the most memorable posters in the Coli Discord
If you were looking for a happy thread then well.. nikka you came to the wrong thread because today we going to let the fukkery commence
Our first award is titled " Most likely to lie about meeting a coli brehhete"
This award is awarded To the somali PRYNCE himself, as of just recent as this week our fellow coli breh lied about meeting Cinnaslim at a dmv meetup 2 years ago his most memorable quotes of the year are " I only met her on tinychat we never met up" and we can't forget " these nikkas plotting on my downfall" and my personal favorite " my choppa hates nikkas" congrats kiddo you earned your trophy
Now our next award goes to " most likely to tie their neck to the ceiling fan"
This award goes to the canuck himself B-mint. After getting into it with many posters in the discord specifically charmander and cinna our fellow canadian breh posted a picture of himself hanging via a ribbon from a ceiling fan. Currently the breh is losing his damn mind in the bushes but we will keep him in our prayers. Congrats to B-mint you have earned your trophy breh
things are heating up now
we are getting through the midpoint of the show hope ya'll are ready for MORE fukkery the third award for todays show is kind of a suicide attempt but for the sakes of keeping it a 100 i will be going at myself "most likely to lie about quitting discord or coli" also i'm in the running for "most likely to get played by a tumblr brehhetes in front of your coli brehs. Yes brehs i have had a various amount of melt downs on discord so many so you can ask fellow discord poster ya boy dj bhaled be losing his damn mind i have tried to quit the discord shyt but the fukkery always welcomes me back. as far as the second award a tumblr brehhete that was invited to the server by prima donna aired the choppa out on ya boy revealing my simping ways and essentially choosed up on the breh prynce on mic in front of everybody. What a time breh s
most memorable quotes "just take ya elle breh" i wanted to say thanks to all the coli fam I will keep up my simp reputation for the brehs and brehhetes god bless you all and before i end my speech we bykeeeee!
Our final best moment of discord today is emphatically the most altering event in coli discord history the Meghan and Chubbs beef. This award is what i would like to call " the most likely to shyt on a nikka chest, but still curve nikkas with the quickness" award
Meghan is a tumblr brehhete also invited by prima donna and as soon as she touched down our fellow coli breh Chubbs was in them dms like clock work
rumors have it that because he got curved he kicked her from the server multiple times, and eventually leading to him dropping a dikk pic and all the users of the room leaving to create another server. But these are just rumors congratulations Meghan you have earned this trophy for your powerful curving. Most memorable quotes " i shyt on 2 of my ex boyfriends chest"
Alright brehs we have reached the end of the First annual coli discord AWARDS show i been ya host dj bhaled and we out
get that fragile ass nikka out of my city and off my team