Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Gilver]

Dog, lowkey i think this soccer thread might have the most normal people in all of the coli ...

Nikkas are in that submarine thread(locker room) making fun of death, am i the only one who find that weird? Its almost as if they're rejoicing or were hoping for death. Wild

Dunno, there's some absolute weirdos in this thread.

Some normal ones as well though.

The Coli is basically black(or at least pretending to be) 4ch*n. Proper incel edge lord vibes all over the place.

 

[concise]

Dog, lowkey i think this soccer thread might have the most normal people in all of the coli ...

Nikkas are in that submarine thread(locker room) making fun of death, am i the only one who find that weird? Its almost as if they're rejoicing or were hoping for death. Wild

 

[247Alex]

I’d rather us get Caicedo and Lavia instead of Rice. He’s a quality player but he’s not a world beater that commands the £120m that WHU are asking for but the market is all fukked up.

I hope the Timber rumours are true as well.

120 for rice is fukking insane.
wish arsenal could add a goretzka tier midfielder, especially if partey is going.

 

[s@n]

Meeeeh, no romance in it.

If he goes to Arsenal and pushes them on to win something he'll be seen as the man who was the final piece, he'll become a legend.

If he goes City he'll just be another cog in an already great team.

Tbh I think me might choose Arsenal anyway, he strikes me as a good lad who knows his football from what i've seen, he'll know what a soulless club City are.

Isn't Yaya his favorite midfielder or something like that? I think there was a video in this thread a ways back where they had a meetup and he was creaming himself

 

[nyknick]

Dog, lowkey i think this soccer thread might have the most normal people in all of the coli ...

Nikkas are in that submarine thread(locker room) making fun of death, am i the only one who find that weird? Its almost as if they're rejoicing or were hoping for death. Wild

But this soccer thread might also have the most normal people/discussion overall online (probably because there's very few people in here).

The rest of The Coli has always been this way. There is 4-5 decent threads and then everything else is just people arguing for the sake of arguing.

It used to be useful for links before streaming services, for @obarth the GOAT's tv show recaps and for the general comedy/gifs/smilies.

 

[Gilver]

Isn't Yaya his favorite midfielder or something like that? I think there was a video in this thread a ways back where they had a meetup and he was creaming himself

Yeah, he has a shirt collection and was discussing it with Yaya.

But he can think Yaya was class and still not like City.

Same way I can think Haaland is a monster of a player but can say he plays for a nothing club.

Who knows, maybe he does go City, but on some real love of the game shyt, he needs to go Assna.

 

[Gilver]

But this soccer thread might also have the most normal people/discussion overall online (probably because there's very few people in here).

Depends how you mean. If you mean balanced human beings, maybe, but probably not, the internet is big.

If you mean balanced football discussion then

Of the places i look at online for football, this has most of the worst takes.

 

[Lurkio]

imagine what Caicedo will be when he’s Rice’s age…just go get him…this infatuation with Rice is so strange

 

[Low End Derrick]

Dog, lowkey i think this soccer thread might have the most normal people in all of the coli ...

Nikkas are in that submarine thread(locker room) making fun of death, am i the only one who find that weird? Its almost as if they're rejoicing or were hoping for death. Wild

• Covid
• Ukraine War
• This submarine shyt

TLR would crack jokes about the apocalypse if it were to happen.

 

[nahnah]

Dog, lowkey i think this soccer thread might have the most normal people in all of the coli ...

Nikkas are in that submarine thread(locker room) making fun of death, am i the only one who find that weird? Its almost as if they're rejoicing or were hoping for death. Wild

You might want to avoid the "Missing Submersible Playlist" thread.

 

[Lurkio]

Dog, lowkey i think this soccer thread might have the most normal people in all of the coli ...

Nikkas are in that submarine thread(locker room) making fun of death, am i the only one who find that weird? Its almost as if they're rejoicing or were hoping for death. Wild

Same person from that thread

Laugh at people potentially dying undeservedly brehs

Ignore everything I said. Apparently everyone on board was a billionaire. I’m glad those c*nts are dead

 

[Yayo Toure]

I'm sure Rio Ferdinand loved the game when he moved from Leeds.

Gosh the bitterness of these top reds. Go dust off your VCR.

 

[EA]

120 for rice is fukking insane.
wish arsenal could add a goretzka tier midfielder, especially if partey is going.

Blame Chelsea. If Enzo and Mudryk command £100m+ fees with small track records, then Rice going for that much is a given

Part of me thinks the board are trying secure good fees for Partey and Xhaka before they put in another bid for Rice because we seem determined to get him. There‘s definitely better value for money out there though.

 

[nyknick]

Depends how you mean. If you mean balanced human beings, maybe, but probably not, the internet is big.

If you mean balanced football discussion then

Of the places i look at online for football, this has most of the worst takes.

I don't really care about quality of takes, I'm talking about ability to have a fun discussion that usually ends with jokes in a sports thread with bitter rivalries. As far as other message boards for football, they're only useful to me for links/sources.


Meanwhile over in The Arcadium people are ready to go to war for Microsoft cloud service

In Higher Learning people are actively rooting against their own rights because they treat politics/life like teams more than we do here in a soccer thread.

In The Booth they're still fighting The Great Nas/Jay-Z War of 2000s, like that Japanese soldier hiding on a Philippines island who thought WWII was still going on 30 years later.

In the TLR ...

 

[SCORCH]

But this soccer thread might also have the most normal people/discussion overall online (probably because there's very few people in here).

The rest of The Coli has always been this way. There is 4-5 decent threads and then everything else is just people arguing for the sake of arguing.

It used to be useful for links before streaming services, for @obarth the GOAT's tv show recaps and for the general comedy/gifs/smilies.

obarth's recaps of The Americans