Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[dennis roadman]

what about THE WITCHES tho

my god the fear derived from that book. i always had an eye out for pointy-shoe women with gloves when i'd play outside

shyt terrified me

 

[SCORCH]

what about THE WITCHES tho

my god the fear derived from that book. i always had an eye out for pointy-shoe women with gloves when i'd play outside

shyt terrified me

That unique artwork brings back so many memories

 

[Montez]

BitterGirlRants ‏@BitterGirlRants
When I see amazing proposals on the Internet, I'm just like....my future husband has a lot to live up to.

LATINA PROBLEMS. ‏@LatinaProbs
If my future husband doesn't like rice and beans, idk what ima tell him. #Latinaproblems

One Direction Fans ‏@AllAbout1DNews
Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Niall Horan. RT if I just mentioned your future husband.

She's Country ‏@ShesCountry
I hope my future husband is really affectionate. I love hugs and kisses and doing sweet little things.

BrownHairDontCare ‏@brownhrdontcare
future husband you betta have tattoos

Lots of broken hearts in the future.


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BitterGirlRants ‏@BitterGirlRants
When I see amazing proposals on the Internet, I'm just like....my future husband has a lot to live up to.

lol at proposing on a flying unicorn for the most basic p*ssy

I cannae wait to hit a woman with "you wanna get married? might as well really "

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Lots of broken hearts in the future.


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[mastermind]

Lots of broken hearts in the future.

they will be desperate for anything by 29-30.

And thats when we swoop in :odawg:

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good shyt.

 

[SCORCH]

Swapping scarves >>>>>>>>> those dreadful half and half scarves

 

[Montez]

they will be desperate for anything by 29-30.

And thats when we swoop in :odawg:



good shyt.

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Latinas @ 29-30 ...

I saw this old girl I was in love with a few weeks back She aged like a Mitsubishi Galant

 

[dennis roadman]

Swapping scarves >>>>>>>>> those dreadful half and half scarves

never got how anyone but neutrals would want to buy half and half scarves

i have a milan/pool one my boy got me from the 2007 CL final

yeah my best friend bought me a scarf

 

[mastermind]

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Latinas @ 29-30 ...

I saw this old girl I was in love with a few weeks back She aged like a Mitsubishi Galant

yeah Latina joints fall off either by 30 or their first child. Sell with the quickness thereafter. Unless they have African in their blood. And that also means if you are the father of said child.


Breh, you may not even need legs by the time these women see 30.

Its basically, "dont beat me " by that point.

And close to 40, domestic violence can even be in play.

 

[SCORCH]

never got how anyone but neutrals would want to buy half and half scarves

i have a milan/pool one my boy got me from the 2007 CL final

yeah my best friend bought me a scarf

Ehh, good souvenir for when Liverpool got shytted on tbf.

If it was 2005 doe

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Really think I have to marry a black vegan as per that thread in tlr about the 70 year old dime.

Her secret?

Juicin'

 

[SCORCH]

yeah Latina joints fall off either by 30 or their first child. Sell with the quickness thereafter. Unless they have African in their blood. And that also means if you are the father of said child.


Breh, you may not even need legs by the time these women see 30.

Its basically, "dont beat me" by that point.

Isn't that just mostly Mexican women though? Unless I've been misleld because that changes everything

 

[dennis roadman]

Ehh, good souvenir for when Liverpool got shytted on tbf.

If it was 2005 doe

i aint rockin that shyt

 

[mastermind]

Isn't that just mostly Mexican women though? Unless I've been miseld because that changes everything

You've been misled.


I dont know how it is for the Spaniards, but the joints here in Americana.

There arent many Sofia Vergaras out there.